Writeups by Amarjit Singh Kahai

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BANGLADESHIS AND ROHINGYAS ARE A SECURITY THREAT TO THE SECURITY,SAFETY AND INTEGRITY OF INDIA,ALL OF THESE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS MAY BE SHIFTED TO BANGLA DESH URGENTLY,BBC LONDON SAYS WHY THEIR THUMB IMPRESSIONS AND ADHAAR CARDS ARE SEIZED BY THE POLICE WE CAN ALSO DEVELOP IRIS EYE TECHNOLOGY FOR MORE ELECTRONICS SURVEILLANCE JUST AS THE ARRANGEMENTS MADE IN DUBAI AIRPORTS BUT IT WILL TAKE TIME TO DEVELOP IT WITHIN 2 TO 3 YEARS IN INDIA,NOW SEE THERE ARE 54 RIVERS FLOWING TOWARDS BANGLADESH,THE FARAKKA BARAGE AGREEMENTS OF SUPPLYING UNLIMITED WATERS TO BANGLA DESH AND LONGEST FLOWING PADMA RIVER OF BANGLADESH WILL EXPIRE BY 31ST OF DECEMBER 2026 ON COMPLETION OF 30 YEARS AGREEMENTS,NOW INDIA CAN ONLY GIVE PERMISSION TO BANGLADESH FOR USING WATERS FOR ONLY 365 DAYS AFTER THIS PERIOD OF 1 YEAR IT MAY AGAIN BE EXTENDED BY 6 MONTHS OR 12 MONTHS ONLY,NOW IF THE TREATY IS SIGNED ONCE AGAIN FOR NEXT 30 YEARS, THIS COUNTRY CAN SIT IN THE LAP OF CHINA WHICH WILL BE A VERY VERY DANGEROUS SITUATION FOR SECURITY OF INDIAN TERRITORY SO INDIA CAN GIVE WATER TO BANGLADESH UNTIL IT OBEYS INDIAN RULES AND REGULATIONS, IF IT DELIBRATELY SITS IN THE LAP OF CHINA ,WE CAN TAKE IMMEDIATE FURTHER ACTION BY DECREASING THE SUPPLY OF WATERS DURING SUMMER AND OTHER LEAN SEASONS SO THEY WILL BE ON INDIAS ABSOLUTE DEPENDENCE AND MERCY COMPLETELY THROUGHOUT THE YEAR

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RUBIO MARCO IS FORCING INDIA TO STOP USING RUSSIAN OIL,USA IS NO ONE TO DICTATE ANY TERMS TO INDIA,INDIAN PM IS ONLY DOING NORMAL BUSINESS WITH RUSSIAN OIL FIRMS AS IT GIVES SUBSTANCIAL DISCOUNTS TO INDIAN GOVERNMENT FOR BULK PURCHASES OF CRUDE OIL,IF USA IS READY TO SUPPLY CRUDE OIL AT THE RUSSIAN DISCOUNTED PRICE AT OUR DOOR STEPS INDIANS WILL BE READY TO PURCHASE THE SAME QUALITY OF DISCOUNTED CRUDE OIL FROM USA BUT IN LIMITED QUANTITIES ONLY TO PLEASE USA AND MAKE TRUMP LITTLE HAPPIER,WE ARE NOT PURCHASING WEAPONS OF ANY MASS DESTRUCTIONS FROM RUSSIA,WE DO OIL BUSINESS AND HELP THE ENTIRE WORLD BY MAINTAINING PRICING STABILITY IN REFINED CRUDE OIL PRODUCTS AND TRY TO PUT A CAP IN CRUDE OIL PRICES AND FURTHER STOP INFLATION IN CRUDE OIL PRICES ALL OVER THE WORLD BY GIVING PRICE STABILITY TO CRUDE OIL AND REFINED PRODUCTS EXPORTED TO MANY EUROPEAN COUNTRIES ALL OVER THE WORLD,US CAN SELL THEIR CRUDE OIL TO INDIA ON PAR WITH RUSSIAN DISCOUNTED OIL AT OUR DOORSTEP IMMEDIATELY

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THERE IS ONLY ONE PRIME MINISTER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WHO HAS 22 OR MORE AWARDS,I CALL HIM A MAGICIAN,A WIZARD,A PRIME MINISTER WITH A RARE MIDAS TOUCH WHO TRANSFORMS SIMPLE INDIAN SOIL INTO GOLD DUST WITHIN ONLY 12 YEARS WHO IS LOVED BY THE ENTIRE WORLD COMMUNITY WITH LOVE AND AFFECTION, WHATEVER HE DOES IT IS FOR THE BENIFIT OF 150 CRORES OF HIS INDIAN POPULATION WHOM HE CONSIDERES THEM AS HIS CHILDREN,SEE TONNES OF GOLD,RARE MINERALS,CRUDE OIL,GAS IS FOUND IN MANY PLACES OF INDIA BY OUR INDIAN GEOLOGISTS,SEE HE IS A SIMPLE PM WHO DOES NOT WEAR ANY GOLD,HIS ENTIRE FAMILY MEMBERS,BROTHERS, SISTERS AND ALL RELATIVES EAT KHICHDI,WEAR SIMPLE CLOTHES AND THEY HAVE NOT WORN ANY GOLD ORNAMENTS EVEN AFTER COMPLETION OF HIS 12 YEARS IN PUBLIC OFFICE THEY ALL LEAD A SIMPLE LIFE,EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW HIM,HIS FAMILY MEMBERS AND LEAD A SIMPLE LIFE,I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIS WIFE WEARING ANY GOLD ORNAMENTS AND LEADS A RETIRED TEACHERS SIMPLE LIFE,AND TO CONCLUDE I WANT TO SAY HE CAN WORK FOR INDIA AS PRIME MINISTER TILL HE ATTAINS THE AGE OF 100 NOT OUT,MY ONLY DESIRE IS TO SEE DR NARENDRA MODI ONLY ON HIS BIRTHDAY FOR ONE HOUR WEARING COAT, PANTS,TIE,FULL SLEEVES WHITE SHIRT TUCKED IN PANTS WITH WHITE SOCKS AND WHITE SHOES,WITH RAY BAN GOOGLES AND HAT SO THAT WE CAN KEEP THIS PHOTO IN OUR ALBUMS TO SHOW EVERYONE OUR PRIME MINISTER IS THE BEST PRIME MINISTER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD COMMUNITY IT WILL BE A HISTORIC MOMENT FOR 150 CRORES OF INDIANS

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PAKISTAN SHOULD REALISE THAT YOU KILLED OUR INNNOCENT SOLDIERS,CIVILIANS,DAMAGED 30,000 CRORES OF KASHMIRI HINDUS PROPERTIES,THE SOLDIERS OF INDIAN ARMY AND THE CIVILIANS WERE THE SONS OF THEIR ONLY PARENTS,THEIR FAMILIES WERE DEPENDENT ON THEM BUT YOU KILLED THEM MERCILESSLY SINCE 1958 DESPITE SENDING DOSSIERS OF EXTREMISTS REGULARLY TO YOU BY CONGRESS GOVERNMENT YOU DENIED THERE WERE NO EXTREMISTS ACTIVITIES GOING ON IN PAKISTAN,BUT YOU DELIBERATELY SHEILDED THESE EXTREMISTS,SO WHAT DR MODI HAD DONE TO STOP WATER FROM ENTERING PAKISTAN IS CENT PERCENT CORRECT,PAKISTANIS CAN START MORARJI DESAI URINE THERAPY TO LIVE LONG LIVES EVEN COWS URINE IS BEST SUITED FOR CURING YOUR PILES AND FISSURES PROBLEMS,YOU PAKISTANIS ARE FAMOUS ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR DOING GAY SEX WHICH CAN SOLVE YOUR MAJOR PILES AND FISSURES PROBLEMS,PAKISTAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ITS DOWNFALL,DONT ASK FOR WATER WE WILL FIRE 10,000 BRAHMOS MISSILES TO WELCOME YOU,YOU ALL CAN COMMIT SUICIDE OR WE WILL PUT ONLY 1000 GRAMS OF POTASSIUM CYANIDE IN WATERS FLOWING TOWARDS YOU FOR YOUR UNABATED CRIMES ON KASHMIRIS AND BANGLADESHI YOUNG 10 LACS GIRLS IN THE YEAR 1971 WAR BY MAKING THEM DELIBRATELY PREGNANT BY PAKISTANI OFFICERS AND SOLDIERS,SHAME,SHAME, SHAME ON PAKISTANIS ARMY FOR COMMITTING MASS GENOCIDE OF BANGLADESHIS AND ROHINGYAS

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HOME MINISTER AMIT SHAH,PLEASE SEND ALL ROHINGIYAS AND BANGLADESHIS ILLEGAL PERSONS TO ANDAMANS AND NIKOBAR CELLULAR JAILS WHERE THE BRITISHERS PURPOSELY DETAINED AND KEPT OUR INDIAN FREEDOM STRUGGLERS TO SUFFER HARDSHIPS AND PUNISHMENTS WITH FULL STRENGTH,THERE IS NO NEED TO KEEP BANGLADESHIS AND ROHINGIYAS IN DETENTION CENTRES THEY WILL RUN AWAY ANYWHERE ,BETTER SEND THEM TO CELLULAR JAILS OF ANDAMANS AND NIKOBAR FROM WHERE THEY CANNOT RUN AWAY ANYWHERE IN INDIA ,SO ANDAMANS AND NIKOBAR CELLULAR JAILS MAY BE KEPT OPEN FOR ROHINGIYAS AND ILLEGAL BANGLADESHI REFUGEES ONLY IN ORDER,FURTHERMORE TO CONSTRUCT DETENTION CENTRES FOR ROHINGIYAS AND BANGLADESHIS INDIAN GOVERNMENT WILL HAVE TO SPEND AT LEAST 50,000 CRORES OF RUPEES FOR CONSTRUCTIONS OF DETENTION CENTRES ALL OVER IN INDIA SO WHY NOT SEND ALL THESE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO CELLULAR JAIL ANDAMAN AND NIKOBAR AND SAVE 50,000 CRORES OF RUPEES TO CONSTRUCT DETENTION CENTRES ALL OVER INDIA

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I WISH TO INFORM EVERYONE THAT USA HAD CONTINUED PROXY WAR AGAINST INDIA SINCE THE YEAR 1958,BY PROVIDING LATEST WEAPONS TO PAKISTANIS IN ORDER TO DESTABILISE INDIA ,USA IS JUST LIKE A VERY VERY BIG ANACONDA SNAKE MOVING SECRETLY IN THE GREEN GRASS ,SO OUR PRIME MINISTER MAY THINK A THOUSAND TIMES TO BELIEVE IN PRESIDENT TRUMPS FREINDSHIP HAND WITH INDIA,RUSSIAN PRESIDENT PUTIN HAD SAVED DR MODI FROM THE CLUTCHES OF CIA AS ALL AMERICANS WANT TO KILL MODI BECAUSE HE HAD SHOWN TO THE WORLD WHAT IS MAKE IN INDIA BY SELLING TRILLIONS OF ARMY,AIR FORCE WEAPONS AND LATEST EQUIPMENTS ALL OVER THE WORLD ,SO MY DEAR MODIJEE DO NOT FALL INTO THE TRAP OF CIA AND AMERICANS AS THEY WANT TO ELIMINATE YOU BECAUSE RAJIV KHAN AND SONIA KHAN AND GEORGE SOROS ARE SPENDING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS PLANNING TO KILL DR NARENDRA MODI,SO PLEASE DO NOT MINGLE WITH UNKNOWN PEOPLE AS STILL THE THREAT TO KILL PERSISTS EVERYWHERE AS MANY COUNTRIES ARE AGAINST DR MODIS WAY OF WORKINGS,AND GOOD FOREIGN POLICIES,HENCE WHEN DR MODI GOES ON FOREIGN TRIPS HE SHOULD ONLY CONSUME FRUITS AND JUICES KEPT IN HIS AIRPLANE AND AVOID ANY GALA DINNERS WITH BIG CELEBRITIES OF FOREIGN COUNTRIES AND ONLY GIVE A SHORT ANSWER THAT HE IS DOING UPVAS OR KEEPING AWAY FROM FOOD BY REMAINING HUNGRY TO PLEASE HIS GODS AND GODDESSES DURING VARIOUS HINDU FESTIVALS AND CEREMONIES,NOW I FEEL THAT EVEN ARMY EXPLOSIVES AND SNIFFER DOGS SQUADS MUST INVARIABLY ACCOMPANY HIM WHILE ON BUSINESS VISITS TO MOST FOREIGN COUNTRIES FOR SHORT DURATIONS,NEVER BELIEVE IN USA AT ALL,THEY ARE ONLY CONCERNED IN SOLVING THEIR COUNTRIES PROBLEMS AND NEEDS AND LATER ON THEY IGNORE THE SAME COUNTRIES WHO HAVE SUPPORTED THEM IN THEIR DIFFICULT TIMES PUTIN IS THE ONLY RUSSIAN PRESIDENT WHOM DR MODI CAN BELIEVE,ALL INDIANS TREAT RUSSIANS AS THEIR BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND ALL TIMES PERMANANT FRIEND

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I WAS SITTING IDLE AND THINKING DEEPLY ABOUT THE FUTURE OF HINDUTVA IN INDIA BY 2030 SUDDENLY THOUGHTS CAME IN MY MIND IF INDIA WANTS SAMPOORNA HINDUTVA IN INDIA OUR ANCIENT LANGUAGE OF RISHIS AND MUNIS WHICH IS SANSKRIT SHOULD BE MADE CUMPULSORY FROM GRADE 5TH UPTO STANDARD 12TH,DURING NEET,MEDICAL,ENGINEERING,UPSC,IAS,IPS,ARMY,INDIAN AIR FORCE AND INDIAN NAVAL, COAST GUARD SERVICES,JUDICIARY SELECTIONS SERVICES ORAL INTERVIEWS AND BASIC KNOWLEDGE OF SANSKRIT MUST INVARIABLY BE MADE A CUMPULSORY SUBJECT,LASTLY DOORDARSHAN AND OTHER CHANNELS WILL DEFINITELY BROADCAST SANSKRIT NEWS IN DIFFERENT TV CHANNELS AND SHORT SERIALS IN SANSKRIT LANGUAGE SO THAT ALL OF OUR HINDUS ARE CONNECTED WITH THIS ANCIENT RISHI MUNIS HOLY LANGUAGE THEN ONLY INDIA CAN BE 100 PERCENT SUCCESSFUL IN IMPOSING HINDUTVA IN EACH AND EVERY STATE OF INDIA SIMPLY BY SAYING ON A STAGE THAT INDIA WILL BECOME HINDU NATION IS NOT POSSIBLE UNLESS SANSKRIT LANGUAGE IS MADE CUMPULSORY IN ALL THE SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES IN THE ENTIRE OF INDIAN COUNTRY

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WHEN A RETIRED CENTRAL OR STATE GOVERNMENT PENSIONER HUSBAND DIES NATURAL DEATH,WHATEVER WAS THE PENSION HE WAS DRAWING BEFORE HIS DEATH IS SUDDENLY REDUCED TO ONLY 30 PERCENT OF THE TOTAL PENSION WHICH HIS WIDOW WIFE WILL GET,THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA REDUCES THE WIDOWS PENSION TO 30 PERECENT ONLY BECAUSE OF THE HUSBANDS DEATH,DURING THE LIFE TIMES OF THE MALE PENSIONER HE HAD TAKEN LOANS FROM BANKS AND OTHER SOURCES AND THE EMIS OF THE HOUSE IS STILL PENDING TO BE PAID BY THE EMPLOYEES WIDOW TO THE BANK,HENCE IT BECOMES VERY VERY DIFFICULT TO THE SURVIVING WIDOW TO REPAY THE BALANCE AMOUNT OF EMI TO THE BANKS AS HOUSE LOAN REPAYMENTS BECAUSE THE PENSION IS SUDDENLY REDUCED TO 30 PERCENT,SOMETIMES THE WIDOW HAS AT LEAST 2 YOUNG SURVIVING GIRLS OF MARRIAGABLE AGE AND 30 PERCENT OF WIDOWS PENSION IS NOT AT ALL SUFFICENT TO MEET THE ENTIRE HOUSEHOLD EXPENSES,ONLY 1 MALE MEMBER OF THE FAMILY HAD EXPIRED BUT THE COST OF LIVING IS INCREASING DAY BY DAY HENCE FOR MAINTAINANCE OF SOCIAL STATUS AFTER THE DEATH OF THE HUSBAND WHO WAS THE ONLY BREAD WINNER OF THE ENTIRE FAMILY WHOSE FAMILY MEMBERS WERE DEPENDENT ON HIS MONETARY PENSIONS,HENCE IT IS PRAYED THAT GOVERNMENT OF INDIA MAY NOT REDUCE THE AMOUNT OF PENSION TO 30 PERCENT AFTER HUSBANDS DEATH FROM THE POOR WIDOWS PENSIONERS AND GIVE HER COMPLETE PENSION DRAWN BY HIS HUSBAND WITHOUT REDUCTION OF WIDOWS PENSIONS TO MERE 30 PERCENT CONSIDERING THE PRESENT PRICES OF MEDICAL TREATMENTS,DOCTORS FEES AND DAILY HOUSEHOLD REGULAR EXPENSES INCURRED BY THE WIDOW LADY AND HER UNMARRIED SMALL CHILDREN,INCLUDING MONTHLY ROOM RENTS,WATER AND ELECTRICITY CHARGES SO GOVERNMENT OF INDIA MAY CONSIDER THIS HUMBLE PRAYERS VERY VERY SERIOUSLY FOR THE BENIFIT OF ALL WIDOW PENSIONERS OF INDIA AND DO NOT REDUCE WIDOWS PENSION TO ONLY 30 PERCENT PLEASE GIVE THEM FULL PENSIONS WHAT WAS GIVEN TO HER HUSBAND WHEN HE WAS LIVING WHICH WILL BE EXEMPTED FULLY FROM INCOME TAX

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WHERE WAS THE PERMANENT COURT FOR ARBITRATION WHEN INNOCENT KASHMIRI HINDUS PROPERTIES WERE BURNT AND MANY HINDUS WERE KILLED,THE THEN PM DR MANMOHAN SINGH SENT DOSSIERS REGULARLY TO PAKISTAN REGARDING PRESENCE OF MILITANTS AND DAWOODS IBRAHIMS PRESENCE BUT PAKISTANIS TOTALLY DENIED THIS BY STATING NO MILITANTS ARE GIVEN TRAINING IN EXTREMISTS ACTIVITIES,I ASK THE PERMANENT COURT FOR ARBRITATION AT HAGUE YOU GIVE INDIA ONLY 13 TRILLIONS OF GOLD VALUE COINS FOR REHABILATION OF INNOCENT SOLDIERS AND CIVILIANS FAMILIES FURTHERMORE KASHMIRI PANDITS COSTLY PROPERTIES WERE ALSO DESTROYED DURING THE MILITANTS ATTACKS AT REGULAR INTERVALS SO PAY UP TO OUR INDIANS FULL AND FINAL COMPENSATION OF 13 TRILLIONS ONLY IN GOLD AS OUR INDIANS HAD SUFFERED VERY BADLY SINCE 1958 YEAR DUE TO PAKISTANIS PROXY WAR WITH THE HELP OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA KILLING MORE THAN 5 LAKH INNOCENT CIVILIANS AND SOLDIERS MY FINAL WARNING TO ALL THE COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD IF ANY COUNTRY IS FOUND TRADING WITH USA THAT COUNTRY WILL BE DECLARED AS A TRAITOR BY GOVT OF INDIA,SO THAT IS FINAL YOU PAY TO OUR COUNTRY INDIA ONLY 13 TRILLIONS OF GOLD THEN WE WILL GIVE 20,000 LITRES OF CRYSTAL CLEAR,SPARKLING,REVERSE OSMOSIS DISTILLED WHITE,SHINING WATER TO ALL PAKISTANIS DAILY ,THE PERMANENT COURT FOR ARBITRATION IS ONLY LOOKING AT BOTH OF THE EYES OF A CROCODILE WHO ALWAYS SHOWS FALSE TEARS TO THE ENTIRE WORLD,INDIANS HAD NEVER SHOWN THEIR WOUNDS AND BLOODSHED OF CRUEL PAKISTANIS CAUSING KNOWINGLY DELIBERATE GRIEVIOUS INJURIES AND INSTANT DEATHS TO OUR SOLDIERS AND CIVILIANS SINCE THE YEAR 1958 DUE TO PROXY WAR EITHER IN UNSC OR ANY OF THE COURTS OF ARBITRATIONS WHY OUR COMMODORE SRIDHAR JADHAV IS STILL LANGUISHING IN PAKISTANI JAILS EVEN AFTER 9 YEARS AND NOT RELEASED YET,WHY OUR 51 OFFICERS CAPTURED DURING 1971 WAR WERE KILLED IN PAKISTANI JAILS SYSTEMATICALLY,NOW INDIAN GOVT GIVES YOU ONE CHANCE, ANYONE CAN PAY INDIA ONLY 13 TRILLIONS IN GOLD AS REHABILATIONS AND COMPENSATIONS TO SOLDIERS AND CIVILIANS AND DAMAGE TO KASHMIRI PANDITS COSTLY PROPERTIES, THEN WE WILL PROVIDE WATER TO PAKISTANIS ONLY 20,000 LITRES DAILY FOR DRINKING PURPOSES ONLY,THE WATERS BELONGS TO INDIANS,WE CAN ADD A LITTLE PINCH OF POTASSIUM CYANIDE FOR MAKING THE WATERS TASTY AND FIT FOR DRINKING AND FARMING BY PAKISTANIS,PAY INDIAN GOVT ONLY 13 TRILLIONS OF GOLD TO GET PURE DRINKING WATER AFTER RECEIPTS OF PAYMENTS IN GOVT OF INDIA TREASURIES IMMEDIATELY OR FACE THE MUSIC