Writeups by Amarjit Singh Kahai

Read a lot and Write a lot :)

General

OUR GOVERNMENT OF INDIA NEEDS DIESEL, PETROL, KEROSENE,LPG GAS RESERVES FOR AT LEAST 36 MONTHS,I HAD ALREADY SAID WW III MAY START BY THE END OF 2030 AND END BY 2034,THE SEEDS OF WORLD WAR III HAD ALREADY BEEN SOWN RIGHT IN YEAR 2025 AND YEAR 2026 AND BY THE END OF THE YEAR 2030 AND START OF NEW YEAR JANUARY 2031 WORLD WAR III WILL START AND LAST UPTO 2034 EACH AND EVERY COUNTRY OF THE WORLD WILL FACE ECONOMIC RECESSIONS AND SHARE MARKETS WILL BE CLOSED FOR EVER DUE TO CONSISTANT LOSSES,HUNGER AND STARVATION WILL INCREASE,MANY POOR COUNTRIES YOUNG WOMEN AND CHILDREN WILL ENTER SEX SLAVERY MARKETS FOR SURVIVAL,YOUNG BOYS OF 12 OR 14 YEARS WILL BE SOLD IN EVERY COUNTRY FOR GAY SEX AND OTHER SEXUAL PLEASURES,IN SOME COUNTRIES MEN WILL CUT MEN AND WOMAN ,PUT THEM IN BIG DRUMS AND EAT HUMAN FLESH IN ORDER TO SURVIVE BECAUSE DUE TO LA LINA AND EL NINO EFFECTS AGRICULTURE AND CROPS WILL BE NEGLECTED BECAUSE OF INSUFFICENT RAINFALL,SO THIS IS HOW THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH AND ITS HUMAN BEINGS WILL VANISH FOR EVER FROM THIS MOTHER EARTH,THAT IS THE END OF THE ENTIRE WORLD BY THE YEAR 2033 OR 2034

General

INDIA AND USA HAD JOINTLY PLANTED ONE NUCLEAR DEVICE IN THE YEAR 1964 AT MOUNT NANDADEVI THE SECOND HIGHEST MOUNTAIN TO MOUNT EVEREST, NOW IT IS FELT THAT THIS NUCLEAR DEVICE WAS LOST DURING A SEVERE AVALANCHE AND SNOW STORMS IT REMAINED UNDETECTED AND BURRIED SINCE THEN ,SEE NOW INDIA HAS LATEST SONAR SATELLITES AND OTHER LATEST TECHNOLOGIES TO DETECT THE SITE WHERE THIS NUCLEAR DEVICE IS BURRIED UNDERNEATH THE SNOW AND REMOVE IT OUT SAFELY WITH THE HELP OF ISRO,DRDO OR ARMYMEN WHICH LAYS BURRIED IN NANDADEVI MOUNTAINS SINCE SEVEN DECADES,IN CASE OF ANY OF THE MAJOR FLOODS,DISASTERS, EARTHQUAKES OR ANY ACTS OF GODS OR ANY TURBULANCES I AM SURE IT WILL BRING DISASTER TO THE ENTIRE MOUNTANEOUS AREAS OF THE ENTIRE MOUNT EVEREST BELTS CAUSING IMMEDIATE DEATHS, DISASTER AND MISERY TO THE LOCAL PEOPLE LIVING IN NEARBY VILLAGES,IT IS ALSO FEARED THAT THE JOZILIAN PASSES AND OTHER PASSES MAY OR MAY NOT BECOME UNSUITABLE BECAUSE SOME KINDS OF CRACKS,SEEPAGES WHICH MAY WASH OUT OUR ENTIRE EFFORTS AND DEFENCE PLANS MAY OR MAY NOT SUFFER DUE TO THIS NANDADEVI MOUNTAINS LOST EXPLOSIVE RADIOACTIVE DEVICE IN ITS SNOW SINCE LAST 6 TO 7 DECADES,I PERSONALLY FEEL WE HAVE TO DETECT THIS NUCLEAR DEVICE BEFORE ANY ATTACKS BY CHINESE ARMY OR ANY KINDS OF NATURAL CALAMITIES,SO WE SHOULD TAKE THIS MATTER VERY VERY SERIOUSLY TO PREVENT ANY DISASTER AND LOSS OF PRECIOUS LIVES OF ARMYMEN AND VILLAGERS STATIONED NEARBY IN VILLAGES AND BORDER AREAS POST THIS BLOG IS WRITTEN FOR ALL TO TAKE UP THIS MATTER VERY VERY SERIOUSLY,URGENTLY AND GIVEN A TOP PRIORITY AND SECURITY,GOVT OF INDIA MUST TAKE HELP OF BAGESHWAR DHAM BABA AS HE HAS LORD HANUMANS POWERS,ALSO HIS WIFI IS CATCHING ALL SIGNALS SO I FEEL HE WILL DEFINITELY LOCATE THE PLACE WHERE NUCLEAR DEVICE IS STILL HIDDEN UNDERNEATH THE SNOW WITH THE BLESSINGS OF LORD HANUMAN AND HIS WI FI, IF THE NUCLEAR DEVICE IS DETECTED BY BAGESHWAR BABA GOVT OF INDIA MUST DEFINITELY GIVE HIM PADAMSHREE MEDAL

General

NOW LISTEN TO MY FUTURE PREDICTIONS BY 2047 YEAR CHINA WILL SLOWLY AND STEADILY OCCUPY INDIAN TERRITORIES OF THE ENTIRE 7 SISTERS OF NORTH EASTERN INDIA AND COME VERY VERY CLOSE TO INDIAN BORDERS EVEN DR MODI CANNOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THEIR METHOD OF SALAMI SLICINGS IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL SENTENCE USED BY INDIAN ARMY GENERALS DUE TO THIS POLICY OF CHINESE WE INDIANS WILL LOOSE THE ENTIRE AREAS OF NORTH EAST REGIONS WITHIN THE NEXT 20 YEARS,INDIANS DO NOT HAVE ANY GUTS TO FIGHT CHINESE ARMY,NEITHER OUR POLITICIANS ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE FUTURE OF OUR INDIAN PEOPLE SO LET US FORGET FOR EVER THAT THE TERRITORY OF 7 SISTERS BELONGS TO INDIAN NATION MY PREDICTIONS NEVER FAIL ME, DONT MAKE ANY DIVERSIONS TOWARDS PAKISTAN AND BANGLADESH COUNTRIES, CHINESE ARE OCCUPYING OUR IMPORTANT BORDER AREAS SILENTLY LIKE SALAMI SLICINGS AT A TORTOISE SPEED,I FEEL INDIAN ARMY WILL BE STOPPED BY OUR BRAVE PM TO ATTACK CHINA AND FORCEFULLY OCCUPY OUR INDIAN TERRITORIES CAPTURED BY CHINESE BY USING CHANAKYAS SAAM,DAAM,DAND,BHED NEETI, BY SHORT WAR OR ELSE FINALLY WE ALL INDIANS WILL LOSE ENTIRE OF NORTH EASTERN TERRITORIES AND ENTIRE AREAS OF 7 SISTERS TO CHINESE FORCES FOR EVER WITHIN THE NEXT 20 YEARS, MOST LIKELY BY THE YEAR 2047 THIS IS AS PER CHINESE ARMY TOP AGENDA LIST,CAN INDIANS FIGHT CHINESE TO TAKE BACK OUR TERROTORIES BY APPLYING FORCE ON THE CHINESE ARMY OR FORGET THIS FOR ALL THE TIMES TO COME THAT THE AREAS OF 7 SISTERS BELONGS TO INDIA,PLEASE LATER ON DO NOT CRY OVER THE SPILT MILK AS CHINA WILL HAVE AN UPPER HAND TO ATTACK INDIANS AT ANY APPROPRIATE TIME DURING THE ENTIRE YEAR,SO INDIANS MUST BE ALERT OTHERWISE WE WILL BECOME TOTAL LOOSERS IN THE WORLDS HISTORY TO FOLLOW FOR NEXT 100 YEARS

General

FROM LATEST NEWS IT IS CRYSTAL CLEAR THAT EXTREMISTS ARE FOLLOWING ONE PATTERN AND THAT IS LONE WOLF ATTACKS IN INDIA,RECENTLY AMERICAN SPY WAS CAUGHT NEAR THE BORDER AREAS,SECONDLY IN MUMBAI 3 MOHAMMEDIAN LADIES, GIRLS WHO WERE SUPERVISING THE MOHURRUM PROCESSION CAUGHT ONE SUSPECT GIVING CAPSULES WHICH CONTAINED RAT POISON IN ALL 30,000 CAPSULES WERE RECOVERED BY THE POLICE DURING MOHURRUM PROCESSIONS,SO POLICE,INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES,RAW,IB,CBI AND OTHER LAW ENFORCING AGENCIES INCLUDING ARMY, NAVY, AIR FORCE INTELLIGENCE POLICE WILL KEEP A SURVEILLANCE ON SUSPECTS,DRUG ADDICTS,SMUGGLERS,GANGSTERS AND SEARCH FOR SUSPICIOUS MOVEMENTS OF CRIMINALS BY MOVING AROUND IN CIVIL CLOTHES AND LONG HAIRS WEARING RAY BAN GOGGLES IN PLACES WHERE THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE AND SOME OTHER RELIGIOUS FUNCTIONS OR GET TOGETHERS OR PEOPLE MOVING IN LARGE PROCESSIONS,WE CANNOT SAY WHO IS THE LONE WOLF AMONGST A BIG PROCESSIONS WHO CAN CREATE NUISANCE AND CREATE EXTRIMISTS ACTIVITIES IN SUCH HUGE CROWDS OF PEOPLE,INTELLIGENCE INPUTS HAVE TO BE RECEIVED FROM VARIOUS AGENCIES FOR CONFIRMING THE ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO ARE VERY DANGEROUS TO THIS LARGE ASSEMBLY OF PEOPLE IN MELAS,FESTIVALS,PROCESSIONS AND STATIC DEPLOYMENTS OF POLICE AND INTELLIGENCE PERSONNELS WITHIN THE GENERAL PUBLIC WITH DUE CARE AND ANONIMITY BECAUSE OF SECRET MISSIONS AND UNDERCOVER DETECTIVES AGENTS DEPLOYMENTS AT VARIOUS PLACES AND DETECT LONE WOLF ATTACKERS IMMEDIATELY

General

WITHIN NEXT 2 OR 3 YEARS A FILM ON TYRANNIC,HYPOCRITE,CORRUPT 15 YEARS MISRULE OF CHIEF MINISTER MAMTA BANNERJIS ORIGINAL FILM WILL BE RELEASED IN HINDI,ENGLISH,BENGALI AND MANY OTHER LANGUAGES AND THIS FILM, POORA KHELA HOBBEY, WILL BE NOMINATED FOR OSCARS WHICH WILL SHOW TOTAL MISUSE OF POWERS AS CHIEF MINISTER OF WEST BENGAL BY MAMTA BANNERJEE WHEN SHE WAS IN POWER FOR 15 YEARS IN BENGAL,MANY PEOPLE WERE KILLED BY USING BULLETS,BOMBS,MOLOTOV COCKTAILS BOMBS DURING STATE ELECTIONS EVERYWHERE,THIS FILM WILL BE BASED ON TRUE INCIDENCES AND FACTS,MOREOVER MAMTA BANNERJIS MISTRUST,CORRUPTIONS IN EACH AND EVERY MATTER MAY BE BROUGHT ON RECORD AND TAUGHT IN HIGHER SECONDARY HISTORY BOOKS AS A CUMPULSORY TOPIC,IN UPSC,IAS,NDA ,COAST GUARD EXAMS AND STUDENTS PURSUING PHD DOCTORATES DEGREES THESIS MAY BE RESEARCHED IN DETAILS FOR PURSUING PHD DEGREES IN VARIOUS UNIVERSITIES ALL OVER INDIA

General

IN THIS 8TH PAY COMMISSION IT WAS DECIDED TO GIVE ADDITIONAL AMOUNT OF PENSIONS TO THOSE RETIRED EMPLOYEES WHO HAVE COMPLETED 65,70, 75,80,85,90,95,100 YEARS,I WANT TO SPEAK OUT THAT IF THE GOVT PENSIONER DIES AT 71,73 YEARS,OR 74 YEARS HE MUST BE CONSIDERED APPLICABLE FOR THE NEXT SLAB OF 75 YEARS IF THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE THE PENSIONER CAN BE GIVEN 4 PERCENT EXTRA PENSION IF HE IS ALIVE UPTO THE YEAR 74 YEARS OF HIS LIFE WHICH HE HAD LIVED AS CENTRAL GOVT PENSIONER AND THAT BENIFIT OF HIS YEARS OF LIVING MAY BE CONSIDERED FOR EXTRA PENSIONS,LASTLY IF THE HUSBAND DIES THE WIDOW WIFES PENSION WILL NOT BE DECREASED AT ALL, SHE WILL BE ELIGIBLE TO GET SAME PENSION TILL HER DEATH WHICH WAS LAST DRAWN PAYMENT BY HER DECEASED HUSBAND WITH SUBSEQUENT DA ARREARS

General

NOW POK POLITICIANS AND PEOPLE OF POK WANT THAT INDIA MAY SAVE THEIR LIVES BY PROVIDING ESSENTIAL MEDICINES AND FOOD TO EAT AS PAKISTAN HAD BECOME TOTALLY BANCRUPT,MY FIRST QUESTION IS ASK USA PRESIDENT UNCLE SAM TO PROVIDE FOOD AND MEDICINES TO POK PEOPLE,POK MAY TAKE HELP FROM TURKEY AND MANY OTHER COUNTRIES TO PROVIDE MEDICINES AND ESSENTIAL FOOD COMMODITIES,YOU ALL HAVE KILLED 5 LAKHS CIVILIANS,KASHMIRIS HINDUS,JAMMU AND KASHMIR POLICEMEN AND SLAINED INNOCENT SOLDIERS BY PROXY WAR SINCE LAST 6 TO 7 DECADES WITH THE HELP OF USA BETTER ASK TURKEY AND USA TO SUPPLY AT LEAST EXPIRY DATES MEDICINES TO YOU AND ROTTED FOODGRAINS TO LIVE,IT IS YOUR BABY TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABY BY TAKING HELP FROM YOUR FRIENDLY COUNTRIES TURKEY AND UNITED STATES THEY WILL DEFINITELY HELP POK PEOPLE TO SAVE THEIR PRECIOUS LIVES,YOU HAVE KILLED 5 LAKHS OF INDIANS SO NOW FACE THE MUSIC BY KEEPING CONTINUOUS DANCINGS AND SINGINGS,AND LASTLY MAKE OUR 5 LAKHS INDIANS WHOME YOU HAVE KILLED ALIVE , FROM TODAY WE WILL PROVIDE YOU ALL PAKISTANIS FREE LANGARS AND UNLIMITED WATER THROUGHOUT THE YEAR WE WANT THAT YOU MAKE OUR 5 LAKHS PEOPLE WHO WERE KILLED BY YOUR TERRORISTS ALIVE AND THEN ASK FOR FREE LANGARS AND WATERS

General

AT PRESENT GEOLOGICAL SURVEY OF INDIA IS DOING YEOMAN SERVICES TO GOVT OF INDIA BY LOCATING PRECIOUS METALS LIKE GOLD,RARE MINERALS WHICH WERE IMPORTED FROM OTHER COUNTRIES FOR MAKING FINISHED GOODS AND EXPORTING IT TO MANY COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD FROM INDIA,THE GEOLOGICAL SURVEY OF INDIA EMPLOYEES MAY ALSO DETECT THE RAVINES OF BHIND,MORENA AND CHAMBAL TO FIND OUT IF ANY PRECIOUS METALS CAN BE RECOVERED FROM UNDER THE RAVINES OF EX DACOITS DISTRICTS CONSISTING OF BHIND,MORENA AND CHAMBAL VALLEY BECAUSE AT PRESENT NO DACOITS ARE OPERATING FROM THESE AREAS AND IT IS CONSIDERED PEACEFUL AND SAFE TO TRACE PRECIOUS METALS FROM UNDER THESE CHAMBAL RAVINES BY GEOLOGICAL SURVEY OF INDIA EMPLOYEES

General

BANGLADESHI POLICE AND CITIZENS HAVE BROKEN INDIA BANGLADESH BORDER FENCING AT MANY PLACES IN ORDER TO SEND BAGLADESHI INTRUDERS TO CREATE PROBLEMS IN INDIAS BORDERING DISTRICTS OF WEST BENGAL,WHY NOTASK BANGLADESHIS TO PAY LABOUR CHARGES AND DAMAGED FENCING MATERIAL WORTH 15,000 CRORES OF FINES IN PURE GOLD TO INDIA LATER ON WE WILL DISCUSS OTHER MATTERS RELATED TO BANGLADESHI IMPORT AND EXPORTS TRADE WITH OUR COUNTRY INDIA,AFTER THE 15,000 CRORES OF RUPEES IN GOLD FORM IS DEPOSITED IN INDIAN TREASURIES FOR DAMAGING THE FENCING BY BANGLADESHI POLICE AND CIVILLIANS

General

IF PAKISTAN ATTACKS INDIA WITH ATOM BOMBS SUPPLIED BY CHINA WHO IS TRYING TO SUPPORT PAKISTAN,CALLING INDIAN GOVERNMENT AS THIS ACTION OF INDIAN GOVT IS AGAINST HUMANITY,I ASK CHINESE PRESIDENT WHEN OUR INNOCENT INDIAN PEOPLE WERE KILLED BY PAKISTANI EXTREMISTS YOU WERE HAPPY TO SEE BLOODSHED OF OUR 5 LAKH INNOCENT SOLDIERS,POLICE PERSONNELS AND CIVILIANS WHICH WERE INTERMITTENT,REGULAR UNPROVOKED AND DELIBERATE ATTACKS BY PAKISTANI MILITANTS WHICH WAS NOT CONSIDERED TO BE ANY ACTS OF TERRORISM AGAINST HUMANITY BY THE CHINESE,NOW WE ALL ARE FED UP WITH INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM OF PAKISTAN HENCE OUR DR MODI WILL NOT SPARE A SECOND AND FINISH OFF THIS PAKISTANI CANCER GERMS FOR EVER WITH THE USE OF 10,000 ATOM BOMBS AND CONVERT PAKISTAN INTO A BARREN PIECE OF LAND JUST LIKE HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI CITIES OF JAPAN DURING WORLD WAR II BY AMERICANS FOR USING ATOM BOMBS FIRST THESE PAKISTANI MINISTERS AND PAKISTANI GOVERNMENT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SUCH DRASTIC ACTIONS BY GOVERNMENT OF INDIA AND OUR PM DR MODI DOES NOT NEED ANY PRIOR APPROVALS FROM ANYONE TO DEFEND OUR DEMOCRACY AND SOVERIGNITY WE ARE EVER READY FOT TIT FOR TAT IMMEDIATE ACTIONS, PAKISTANIYO HAMARE 5 LAKH NIRDOSH HINDUSTANI CIVILIANS, POLICE,AUR SURAKSHA BALO KA KHOON BAHAYAA HAI, AAB KHOON KE AANSOO PIYO,ALLAH TALLA KABHI MAAF NAHIN KAREGAA SABHI PAKISTANIYO KO ,AAB BHUGTO APNE KARMO KA PHAAL JO SAMNEY AYYAA HAI ,MAGARMACH KE ANSOO BAHANA CHOD DO,AGAR KUCH BHI GALAT KIYA TO PAKISTAN AUR USKA GURU USA AUR USKE JIGRI DOST CHINA AUR TURKEY KAA POORA ILAAJ MASHOOR DR MODI KE PAAS HAI KAHO HOMEOPATHIC,KAHO UNANI,KAHO ALLOPATHIC KAHO NATRUROPATHY KAHO AYURVEDIC,KAHO SIDDHA ,SABHI BIMARIO KA SHARTIYA ILAAJ DR MODI KE PASS HAI JALDI BOLO KAUN SAA ILAAJ KARVAANA HAI MASHOOR DR MODI SE WITH FULL GUARANTEE OR MONEY WILL BE RETURNED WITHIN 15 DAYS TIME