Writeups by Amarjit Singh Kahai

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NOW SEE IF ALL THE PASSENGERS TRAVELLING IN THE CRUISE SHIP STABLED NEAR AFRICAN COAST ARE CENT PERCENT INFECTED WITH SEVERE HUNTA VIRUS IT IS BETTER TO USE EXPLOSIVES AND KILL ALL THE PASSENGERS AVAILABLE IN THE CRUISE SHIP STABLED NEAR AFRICAN COAST, OTHERWISE THIS HUNTA VIRUS WILL SPREAD ALL OVER THE WORLD AND KILL MANY MILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD, IT IS BETTER TO KILL SOME INFECTED HUNTA VIRUS PASSENGERS PRESENT IN THE CRUISE INSTEAD OF SPREADING THIS HUNTA VIRUS IF DOCTORS GO TO SAVE THESE INFECTED PASSENGERS IN THE CRUISE, IT IS PRESUMED THAT THIS IS A MOST DANGEROUS,SERIOUS, COMMUNICABLE, CONTAGIOUS DISEASE WHICH WILL SPREAD VERY VERY FAST ALL OVER THE ENTIRE FIVE CONTINENTS OF THE WORLD,NOW LISTEN TO ME SERIOUSLY IF ANY PLANE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD IS HIJACKED BY EXTREMISTS DURING THE FLIGHT, THAT PLANE MAY BE SHOT DOWN KILLING ALL THE PASSENGERS ALONG WITH EXTRIMISTS,THERE SHOULD NOT BE ANY FURTHER NEGOTIATIONS WITH EXTREMISTS TO RELEASE THEIR HIJACKERS FROM UNDER THE CUSTODY OF ANY GOVERNMENT OR COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD THIS PROTOCOL MAY BE RIGIDLY FOLLOWED SEEING THE GROWTH OF EXTRIMISTS FOLLOWERS ALL OVER THE WORLD,BETTER KILL EVERYONE TO STOP SUCH HIJACKINGS IN FUTURE

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VERY VERY SOON BANGLA DESH AND MALDIVES WILL SIT IN THE LAPS OF CHINA WITHIN 2 TO 3 YEARS BECAUSE CHINA WILL HEAVELY INVEST IN BANGLA DESH AND MALDIVES AND ON NON PAYMENTS OF EMI CAPTURE THEIR TERRITORIES BECAUSE OF HEAVY LOANS INTERESTS AND INVESTMENTS,WHEN CHINA WILL ENTER BANGLA DESH IT WILL BE A 100 PERCENT SECURITY THREAT TO INDIA BECAUSE OF CHINAS PRESENCE NEAR OUR INDIAN TERRITORIES WHICH WILL IN FUTURE DEFINITELY CREATE SEVERE WAR LIKE SITUATIONS BETWEEN CHINA,BANGLADESH AND INDIA,MALDIVES IS ALSO SITTING IN THE LAP OF CHINA BY TAKING HUGE LOANS,NOW THE ENTIRE SCENARIO WILL CHANGE AS MALDIVES AND BANGLADESH WILL BE COLONISED BY CHINESE ENGINEERS,NOW JUST AS A COUNTER WEIGHT INDIA MAY FORM AND SIGN AGREEMENTS WITH TAIWAN FOR TECHNICAL HELP IN MAKING COMPUTER CHIPS AND ELECTRONICS ITEMS OF DAILY USE,IF TAIWAN GIVES SOME PART OF THEIR TERRITORIES ON LEASE TO INDIAN FORCES TO FORM TEMPORARY BASES OF INDIAN ARMY AND NAVY FOR AT LEAST 10 YEARS TAIWAN WILL FEEL MORE SECURED FROM ANY CHINESE AGGRESSIONS AND INDIAN ARMY,NAVY WILL PREVENT CHINESE TO ATTACK TAIWAN BECAUSE IT WILL BE A MULTI ATTACK TEMPORARY BASE OF INDIAN ARMY FOR AT LEAST 10 YEARS HENCE 3 PURPOSES WILL BE SOLVED FIRSTLY TO KEEP SECRET WATCH OVER CHINESE MILITARY ACTIVITIES,SECONDLY TAKING HELP FROM TAIWAN IN DEVELOPMENT OF ELECTRONICS COMPLICATED COMPUTERS CHIPS, THIRDLY PROTECTING TAIWAN FROM THE EVIL EYES OF THE REPUBLIC OF CHINA FROM ANY EXTERNAL AGGRESSIONS OF WAR

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SINCE LAST 70 YEARS OR SO GOVERNMNENT CONTROLLED AND NATIONALISED BANKS HAD GIVEN LOANS WORTH CRORES AND CRORES OF RUPEES TO INDIAN INDUSTRIALISTS WHO INVEST OUR HARD EARNED PUBLIC MONEY IN SHARES MARKETS GAMBLING,IF THE PRICES OF SHARES MARKET FALLS THEY ARE UNABLE TO PAY BACK THE UNSECURED LOANS TAKEN FROM BANKS IN SUCH CASES THEY EITHER ABSCOND FROM INDIA TO ANY FOREIGN COUNTRY JUST LIKE VIJAY MALLYA,MEHUL CHOKSHI AND OTHER BIG INDIAN INDUSTRIALISTS,FIRST OF ALL I ASK WHY THE LOANS WERE GRANTED AND SANCTIONED BY THE COMPETENT AUTHORITIES WITHOUT KEEPING ANY COLATERAL OR TANGIBLE SECURITIES FROM THE INDUSTRIALISTS,JUST FOR EXAMPLE IF A POOR PERSON WANTS LOAN OF ONLY 5 LAKHS FROM THE BANK ,THE BANK BRANCH MANAGER ASKS HIM TO KEEP ANY COLATERAL OR TANGIBLE SECURITIES SO WHY THE BANK BRANCH MANAGER GAVE OUR HARD EARNED MONEY WITHOUT KEEPING ANY COLATERAL SECURITIES WITH THE BANKS TO WELL REPUTED BIG INDUSTRIALISTS KNOWN TO HIM,SEE INDIAN POSTS OFFICES ARE IN A MUCH MUCH BETTER POSITION THAN NATIONALISED BANKS, I HAVE FULL KNOWLEDGE THAT NOT A SINGLE FRAUD HAD TAKEN PLACE IN POSTAL SAVINGS BANKS ACCOUNTS SINCE THE LAST 75 YEARS HENCE I FEEL YOUR MONEY IS 10,000 PERCENT SAFE IN ANY POST OFFICES OF INDIA LASTLY I AM GIVING YOU MY HUMBLE ADVICE PLEASE KEEP YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY SAFE AND SECURED ONLY IN INDIAN POSTS OFFICES SAVINGS ACCOUNTS ONLY AS IT IS A CENT PER CENT CENTRAL GOVERNMENTS ORGANISATION AND ALL ITS EMPLOYEES ARE PERMANENT CENTRAL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES WHO GET LIFE LONG PENSION FROM CENTRAL GOVERNMENT,EVEN THE POSTAL LIFE INSURANCE IS BETTER THAN OTHER LIFE INSURANCES AVAILABLE IN THE MARKETS

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YESTERDAY BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP I WAS IMAGINING IF ROTATING TURRETS WITH 6 LMG ARE FITTED OVER THE BODY,OR UNDERNEATH THE BODIES OF THE IAF FIGHTER PLANES THEN IT WILL BE EASIER TO TARGET ANY ENEMIE FIGHTER JETS DURING CLOSE DOG FIGHTS AS THE UPPER TURRET AND BOTTOM TURRETS WILL GIVE PROTECTION TO FIGHTER PILOTS BY ROTATION OF THESE TURRETS WITH LMG IN ENTIRE 360 DEGREES ANGLE IN ORDER TO GET FULL PROTECTION DURING CLOSE DOG FIGHTS IN THE AIR AND OUR IAF FIGHTER PLANE PILOTS WILL HAVE AN UPPER HAND TO DESTROY THE ENEMIES PLANES AND SIMULTANEOUSLY PROVIDE EXTRA SECURITY FROM ENTIRE 360 DEGREES IN CASE OUR ONE OR TWO PLANES ARE SURROUNDED BY MORE THAN 4 TO 5 ENEMIES FIGHTER JETS IN SUCH EXTREME EMERGENCIES THE TURRETS UNDERNEATH AND OVER THE BODIES OF IAF JETS WILL ROTATE IN ENTIRE 360 DEGREES ANGLE TO PROTECT ITSELF DURING CLOSE DOG FIGHTS BETWEEN OUR ONE OR TWO FIGHTER PLANES WITH 3 OR 4 ENEMIES FIGHTER JETS IN CASE THEY ARE SURROUNDED FOR SELF DEFENCE AND ARE PROVIDED FOOLPROOF PROTECTIVE SHIELDS FROM ENEMIE FIGHTER JETS AND ITS DESTRUCTIVE ACTIVITIES

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USA SHOWS AKSAI CHIN,JAMMU AND KASHMIR AS AREAS OF CHINA FURTHERMORE SHOE LICKER, SHOE POLISHER AND FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL BEGGAR PAKISTAN HELPS USA TO PLAY DAILY MISCHIEVES EVEN WHEN IT IS UNDER SEVERE DEBTS OF APPROXIMATELY 40 TRILLIONS AND UNABLE TO PAY THE LOANS TAKEN FROM MORE THAN 25 COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD,SO INDIA CAN INCLUDE HALF OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AS OUR OWN INDIAN TERRITORY OUT OF 50 DISTRICTS INDIA MAY INCLUDE 30 USA DISTRICTS AND ARMY NAVAL BASES OF USA AS THE SOLE PROPERTY OF GOVERNMENT OF INDIA IN THE WORLD MAP,TERA KUTTA TOMMY MERA KUTA KUTTA,I WANT TO DO THE SAME WITH THE UNITED SCROUNDRELS OF AMERICA BY SHOWING 30 DISTRICTS AND ARMY BASES OF USA ALL OVER THE WORLD AS INDIAN BASES AT LEAST ON THE WORLD MAP, MAIN RASTE SE JAA RAHAA THA,BHEL PURI KHA RAHA THA, TUJKO MIRCHI LAGI TO MAI KYA KAROO,FOR FURTHER DETAILS ASK LOCAL BHELPURI WALLA BHAIYA FOR FULL DETAILS

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NOW A DAYS EVEN ADMISSIONS IN GOOD SCHOOLS COMES WITH A PRICE TAG OF ONLY TWELVE LAKH FEES PER YEAR, AS TUITION FEES,OTHER SIX LAKH PER YEAR IS PAID BY PARENTS FOR PICNICS AND EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES,GAMES,SPORTS AND MISCELLANEOUS ACTIVITIES,SCHOOL BUS PAYMENTS FUNDS MAY INCLUDE SCHOOL BUILDING RENOVATION FUNDS,CAUTION MONEY DEPOSITS,ROBOTS KITS PRACTICES,INDOOR AND OUTDOOR GAMES EXTRA MONEY RECOVERY,DURING PARENTS TEACHERS MEETINGS AT THE TIME OF FINAL RESULTS IS ACCOMPANIED BY SNACKS OR LUNCH,LAST COMES EXPENDITURE ON VARIOUS STAGE PERFORMANCES BY STUDENTS FOR THIS PARENTS HAVE TO PAY FOR COSTUME FITTINGS AND NEW CLOTHES TO THE SCHOOL,TOTAL MONEY RECEIVED BY SCHOOL FROM ONE STUDENT IS APPROXIMATELY 20 TO 22 LAKHS WHY OUR FINANANCE MINISTER IS MUM ON THIS SUBJECT LET THE SCHOOLS PAY INCOME TAX AS EARNINGS FROM STUDENTS,SIMILAR IS THE CASE OF ENGINEERING,MEDICAL AND OTHER PROFESSIONAL COURSES PARENTS HAVE TO TAKE EDUCATION LOAN FROM BANKS TO PAY THE FEES OF STUDENTS UNDERGOING PROFESSIONAL COURSES ANYWHERE IN INDIA,WHY THE FINANCE MINISTER IS MUM ON THIS SUBJECT SHE MAY COLLECT INCOME TAX FROM ALL THE INSTITUTIONS TO MAKE MORE INCOME TAX RECOVERIES,WHY AMBANI AND ADANIS ARE SPARED FROM THIS TENSION I DONT KNOW WHY

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SINCE LAST 1 YEAR WHENEVER I CROSS THROUGH CARNAC BUNDER ROAD TOWARDS MUMBAI I SEE LARGE TANKS OF SILVER COLOUR STORING HUGE QUANTITIES OF AVIATION FUEL THE ROAD IS JUST NEAR TO THE AVIATION FUEL TANKS BELONGING TO MAZGAON DOCKYARDS LIMITED,THERE IS ONLY INTERNAL SECURITY DEPLOYED ROUND THE CLOCK BUT THE SECURITY OFFICER OF THE ENTIRE DOCKYARD HAD FAILED TO PROVIDE 24 HOURS SECURITY FROM OUTSIDE THE BOUNDRY WALL,ALL THE NOTICES AND BOARDS INFORMING THE GENERAL PUBLIC THIS IS A DRONE PROHIBITTED AND RESTRICTED AREA ARE REMOVED WITHOUT ANY STIPULATED REASONS,SECONDLY THESE AVIATION FUEL TANKS ARE ONLY PAINTED SILVERY WHITE COLOUR INDIA HAS TO BE WAR READY ANY TIME ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHY THESE AVIATION FUEL TANKS ARE NOT CAMOUFLEGED BY PAINTING IT IN BROWN LEAVES AND OLIVE GREEN PAINTS SO THAT THIS IS NOT VISIBLE TO THE ENEMIES FROM THE SIDES OR FROM THE TOP BY ENEMIE PLANES,THIS IS ONLY ONE EXAMPLE BUT MY DEMAND IS ALL THE NAVAL AND CIVIL DOCKYARDS,AIRPORTS,RAILWAYS AUTHORITIES WILL ISSUE SUITABLE ORDERS FOR CAMOUFLAGING ALL THE AVIATION,DIESEL AND PETROL TANKS TO AVOID ITS ACTUAL LOCATIONS BY ANY INTERNATIONAL GANGS OF CRIMINALS WHO CAN TAKE REVENGE AGAINST OUR COUNTRY INDIAS BECAUSE OF WAR LIKE SITUATIONS AROUND THE WORLD,SO ALL REFINERIES AND BIG HEAVY INDUSTRIES STORING FURNACE OIL IN BIG TANKS MAY USE CAMOUFLEGE AND CONSEALMENT OF ALL THE STORAGE TANKS BY PAINTING LEAVES AND OLIVE GREEN COLOUR TO AVOID VISIBILITY DURING DAY OR NIGHT TIMES,THE ORDERS REGARDING SUCH SECURITY ISSUES ONLY RESTS WITH MINISTRY OF DEFENCE FOR STRICT SECURITY INSTRUCTIONS COMPLIANCE WITHIN A WEEKS TIME

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NORMALLY MOST OF THE EUROPEANS GO TO BANCOCK,PATTAYA,THAILAND FOR SEXUAL STIMULATION AND ENJOYMENTS,SO PAKISTANIS CAN TRANSFORM THEIR COUNTRY LIKE THAILAND AND PATTAYA,TOURISTS WILL FORGET DUBAIS POTA POTY NIGHT SEX PARTIES AND ALSO FORGET TAAMBURA AND BELLY DANCE THEN PAKISTAN WILL BECOME A MAIN SEX HUB FOR ALL, FOR FULL NIGHT ENJOYMENTS OF ALL TYPES OF SEX AVAILABILITIES FROM FRONT BACK UPWARDS AND DOWNWARDS COMPLETE SEXUAL ENJOYMENTS FROM VARITIES OF SEXUAL PARTNERS FOR EXAMPLE,GAY TOP OR BOTTOM CHOICES BY COMPLETE PREFERENCES WITH OR WITHOUT USING DRAGON CONDOMES,SIDENAFIL SEX TABLET GIGOLOS,TRANSGENDERS,BISEXUALS,LESBIANS ETC THE PAKISTANI YOUNG BOYS AND WOMEN WILL HAVE DECENT STANDARD OF LIVING AND PAKISTANIS WILL PROGRESS WITHIN 5 TO 6 YEARS FOR GIVING THEIR SEX AND MASSAGE SERVICES IN THE DAY AS WELL AS NIGHT TIME,NIGHT TIME WILL BE PAID EXTRA BY THE CLIENTS FOR ADDITIONAL SEXUAL MASSAGE SERVICES

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POINT NO 1 HAND OVER ALL TERRORISTS AND UNDERGROUND SECRET AGENTS TO INDIA,POINT NO 2 PAY COMPENSATION IN GOLD AMOUNTING TO16,000 BILLIONS TO INDIA TO COMPENSATE KILLINGS OF INNOCENT SOLDIERS AND CIVILIANS ,POINT NO 3 PAKISTAN TO RETURN OUR POK TERRITORY SO THAT INDIANS CAN DO MININGS OF RARE ESSENTIAL MINERALS IN OUR TERRITORY POINT NO 4 PAKISTAN WILL GIVE IN WRITING THAT ALL THE URANIUM,ATOM BOMBS,AND MILITARY EQUIPMENTS TO BE HANDED OVER TO INDIA SO THAT IN NEAR FUTURE IT CANNOT MAKE ANY ATOM BOMBS,POINT NO 5 PAKISTAN WILL NOT INTERFERE IN THE WORKING OF OUR POK INDIA CAN DO ANY MINING OR EXTRACT OIL FOR COMMERCIAL OR DOMESTIC PURPOSES AS IT LIKES BY DEPLOYMENT OF ONLY INDIAN WORKERS,POINT NO 6 ALL AIRPORTS AND DOCKYARDS OF PAKISTAN WILL BECOME THE SOLE PROPERTY OF GOVERNMENT OF INDIA POINT NO 7 THOSE WHO CONVERT AND BECOME HINDUS THEY WILL GET FREE FOOD,EDUCATION,FREE ACCOMODATION AND TEMPORARY JOBS WITH GOOD SALARY POINT NO 8 ALL MISCREANTS WITH HENIOUS OFFENCES WILL BE HANDED OVER FOR TRIAL IN INDIAN COURTS,POINT NO 9 PAKISTAN SHOULD NOT SHED CROCODILE TEARS AND NOW PLAY A VICTIM CARD BEFORE UNSC AND OTHER INTERNATIONAL FORUMS STATING THAT INDIA HAD STARTED WATER WARS, YOU PAY 16,000 MILLIONS OF PURE GOLD, PLUS 99 TRILLIONS OF PURE GOLD FOR USING INDIAN POK TERRITORY FOR MORE THAN 75 YEARS ILLEGALLY WE WILL GIVE YOU CRYSTAL CLEAR 100 PERCENT, SPARKLING,SHINING,WHITE AND TRANSPARENT 20,000 LITRES DRINKING WATER EVERYDAY AFTER YOU CLEAR ALL OUR DUES IN 2 INSTALMENTS IN THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA TREASURIES WITHIN 2 WEEKS TIME

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AN AMOUNT OF 11,000 CRORES WAS GIVEN TO MALDIVES BUT MALDIVES PRESIDENT WANTS THAT HE SHOULD BE GIVEN TWO YEARS EXTENSIONS TO PAY THE TOTAL DUES PENDING WITH MALDIVES,THE PRESIDENT HAD TAKEN LOAN FROM CHINA ALSO BUT CHINESE EMI IS BEING REGULARLY PAID ON EVERY MONTHLY BASIS BY THE PRESIDENT OF MALDIVES EVEN CHINESE SHIPS ARE ALSO ANCHORED NEAR MALDIVES PORT,SUBSEQUENTLY WHEN INDIAN NAVY ASKS THE PRESIDENT OF MALDIVES THAT PERMISSION MAY BE GRANTED FOR INDIAN NAVAL SHIPS TO DO SEA WAR EXERCISES NEAR TO MALDIVIAN LAND THE MALDIVIAN PRESIDENT REFUSES TO GIVE PERMISSION FOR NAVAL EXERCISES,MALDIVES IS SITTING IN THE LAP OF CHINA AND OUR HONEST TAXPAYERS MONEY IS BEING GIVEN TO MALDIVIAN PRESIDENT AND ITS PEOPLE FOR ENJOYING,I ASK DR MODI PLEASE TAKE BACK RUPEES 11,000 CRORES OF LOAN GIVEN TO MALDIVES COUNTRY AS THE PRESIDENT OF MALDIVES IS SEEN OPENLY SUPPORTING ONLY CHINESE PEOPLE AND THEIR NAVAL SHIPS ARE ANCHORED NEAR MALDIVES PORT TO KEEP SECRET SURVEILLANCE OVER THE ACTIVITIES OF INDIAN SHIPS IN INDIAN OCEAN,MALDIVES COUNTRY PEOPLE ARE WELL KNOWN AS BACK STABBERS BY INDIANS SINCE A LONG TIME,IN FUTURE IN CASE OF ANY NATURAL CALAMITIES,STORMS,EARTHQUAKES OR ANY DISASTERS TAKING PLACE IN MALDIVES INDIA MAY NOT SEND ANY DOCTORS,MEDICAL STAFF OR ANY ESSENTIAL MEDICINES TO THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES,INDIANS HAD SAVED MALDIVES PEOPLE FROM COVID 19 BY SENDING LARGE SCALE OF COVID 19 VACCINES NOW IN FUTURE INDIA MAY ASK FOR MONEY FIRST AND THEN GIVE THEIR MEDICINES TO THESE BACKSTABBERS MALDIVIAN PEOPLE,SHAME ON THE MALDIVIAN PRESIDENT AND ITS PEOPLE WHO CHANGES COLOURS LIKE CHAMELEON AMPHIBIANS