Writeups by Amarjit Singh Kahai

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AIR CHIEF MARSHAL AMAR PREET SINGH OF INDIAN AIR FORCE HAS MORE THAN 5000 HOURS OF FLYING FIGHTER PLANES,BY OCTOBER 2027 HE WILL BE SUPERANNUATED FROM ACTIVE SERVICES,HE CAREFULLY PLANNED AIR STRIKES IN COORDINATION WITH ARMY NAVY AND AIR FORCE TOP OFFICIALS ALONG WITH AJIT DOVAL,PM MODIJI,DEFENCE MINISTER RAJNATH SINGH AND OTHER TOP OFFICIALS ONLY 18 MONTHS TENURE IS LEFT SO THAT HE CAN RETIRE PEACEFULLY FROM THE TOP POST OF AIR CHIEF MARSHAL FROM INDIAN AIR FORCE,HE TALKS VERY LESS AND WRITES ALL THE MINUTE DETAILS IN HIS NOTEBOOK FOR QUICK ACTION,IF HE IS RETIRED BY OCTOBER 2027 THEN HE MAY JOIN ANY PRIVATE MULTINATIONAL COMPANY AND GET MORE THAN 60 LAKHS PER ANNUM AS SALARY WITH OTHER PERKS HE HAS THE QUICK ABILITY TO OBSERVE,STRONGLY DISCUSS IN DETAILS ABOUT THE LATEST WAR PATTERNS AND DESIGNS IN CO ORDINATION WITH THE NAVY AND ARMY,HE WAS THE OFFICER TO TELL PM MODI DIRECTLY THAT YOU WANT WAR BUT WHERE ARE THE FIGHTER PLANES SO HOW WILL WE WIN WAR DURING OPERATION SINDOOR WITHOUT FIGHTER PLANES WHERE INDIAS SECURITY IS CONCERNED HE SPEAKS DIRECTLY WITHOUT ANY FEAR OR ANXIETY,MOREOVER HE IS NOT A YES MAN HE IS AN EXTREMELY VERY WISE PERSON AND A MAN OF FEW WORDS, MAINTAINS PROPER DECORUM, ALL THE FORCES RULES AND REGULATIONS WHICH ARE EXISTING IN THE ARMY,NAVY AIR FORCE LAW JOURNALS IS MADE VERY VERY CLEAR TO THE SUPERIOR OFFICERS AND SUBORDINATES AND LEAVES NO ROOM FOR ANY DOUBTS,AS HE IS A DOWN TO EARTH PERSON HE MAY BE MADE COMBINED DEFENCE SERVICES CHIEF OF THE ARMY NAVY AND AIR FORCE AS CHIEF OF ALL COMBINED DEFENCE SERVICES OF THE ARMY NAVY AND INDIAN AIR FORCE FOR AT LEAST 3 YEARS EXTENSION OF FURTHER SERVICES AS HE CAN CO ORDINATE WITH THE ARMY NAVY AND AIR FORCE IN A BETTER WAY BECAUSE OF HIS DEDICATED AND DASHING NATURE TO SAY NO MEANS NOT AT ALL MOREOVER HE DOES NOT DO ANY CHAMCHAGIRI TO PLEASE EVERYONE,HE CALLS A SPADE AS SPADE ONLY AND DOES NOT BLUFF AND PLAY WITH THE SECURITY AND SAFETY OF 150 CRORES OF INDIAN POPULATION ,NOW IF HE IS GIVEN COMBINED DEFENCE SERVICES TOP NAUGHTJOB INDIA WILL BE ABLE TO FACE THE TURBULANT TIMES OF WORLD WAR III BY THE YEAR 2029/2030 WITH EASE

April 17, 2026 — 0 Comments

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MODIJEE WHY MORE THAN 18 MONTHS WILL BE SPENT TO DECLARE 8TH PAY COMMISSION RECOMMENDATIONS NOW A DAYS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL COMPLETE THE ENTIRE DETAILS AND FINALISE THE ENTIRE 8TH PAY COMMISSIONS RECOMMENDATIONS WITHIN 15 DAYS ONLY,I NOW REALLY FEEL THAT THE PAY COMMISSIONS TEAM HEADS WANTS TO ENJOY THE FULL ADVANTAGES AND BENIFITS OF 8TH PAY COMMISSION FOR MORE THAN 24 MONTHS BEFORE IT IS FINALLY DECLARED IN JUNE/DECEMBER 2028 AND THUS KEEP THIS IMPORTANT MATTER PENDING IN DEEP FREEZERS FURTHERMORE THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES WILL GET THE MONETARY BENEFITS FROM ITS DECLARATION ONLY BY THE 1ST JANUARY 2029 OR I MAY SAY WITH FULL DESCRIPTIONS JUST BEFORE THE LOK SABHA POLLS POSITIVELY BY MAY 2029

April 16, 2026 — 0 Comments

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DR MODI MAY PRESUME THAT WW III WILL START BY 2030 /2033 OUR DEFENCE IS LACKING IN MAKING OF VARIOUS TYPES OF BOMBS 1ST BOMB TO KILL 1 LAKH PEOPLE INSTANTLY, 2ND BOMB TO KILL 5 LAKHS PEOPLE,3RD BOMB TO KILL 40 LAKHS PEOPLE, 4TH BOMB TO KILL1 CRORES OF POPULATION,5TH BOMB TO KILL 5 CRORES OF POPULATION,6TH BOMB TO KILL 40 CRORES OF POPULATION,7TH BOMB TO KILL100 CRORES OF POPULATION,8TH BOMB TO KILL 2500 CRORES OF POPULATION,9TH BOMB TO KILL THE ENTIRE HUMAN POPULATIONS ON THIS EARTH IN WHICH 100,00000 OF POPULATION WILL BE WIPED OFF AND NOTHING WILL REMAIN IN THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH AND ENTIRE UNIVERSE WILL BE FINISHED IN ONLY 27 SECONDS OF TIME

April 16, 2026 — 0 Comments

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SOME 50 YEARS AGO VERY VERY LOW FLAME KEROSENE STOVE HAVING 20 COTTON WICKS WERE PASSED THROUGH 20 HOLES KEROSENE OIL WAS CONSUMED VERY VERY LESS HALF LITRE OF KEROSENE OIL WAS USED WHICH WOULD WORK FOR AT LEAST 10 DAYS THE FOOD COOKING PROCESS USED TO TAKE AT LEAST 2 HOURS ON SLOW FLAME AND IT WAS CHEAP,EFFICIENT,AND CONSIDERED SAFE AS THE COOKING TOOK MORE TIME,NEWLY WED WOMEN AND GIRLS USED IT REGULARLY TO SAVE FUEL COSTS AND PASS THEIR SPARE TIME BY USING 20 WICK STOVE WHICH USED TO GIVE VERY VERY SLOW FLAME BUT THE FOOD COOKED ON IT WAS DELICIOUS ALTHOUGH IT TOOK TIME THERE WAS NO POLLUTION,EASY TO USE AND WAS AVAILABLE IN THE MARKET ONLY FOR RUPEES 40 OR 50 BUT THE ONLY DRAWBACK WAS THAT THE COOKING PROCESS CONSUMED 2 TO 3 HOURS BUT THE TASTE OF FOOD WAS VERY VERY DELICIOUS AND WHOLESOME FOR THE HUMAN BODIES CAN WE AGAIN START MAKING WICK KEROSENE OIL STOVES ALONG WITH OLD GLASS LANTERN USED BY OUR FOREFATHERS SOME 70 YEARS AGO IN RURAL AREAS OF INDIA IN THE MUDDY SHANTIES AND SLUM AREAS OF INDIAN VILLAGES

April 15, 2026 — 0 Comments

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THESE SMALL AND TINY DISTURBANCES IN THE STRAITS OF HORMUZ MAY BECOME ONE DAY A VERY VERY BIG CONFLAGARATION AND CONFRONTATION BETWEEN MANY COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD AND ERUPT INTO A BIG WORLD WAR BY THE YEAR 2030,UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION IS TOTALLY KEEPING MUM AND SILENT ON SEEING THE EXACT GAMES OR JUST SEEING TAMASHA MANY COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD WILL HAVE TO SUFFER BECAUSE OF FULL SCALE WORLD WAR III BY 2030 OR 2033 ,REALLY I AM SERIOUSLY WORRIED ABOUT THE YEAR 2030 /2033 AND I DO FEEL THAT THE PRESENT WAR WHICH IS GOING ON CURRENTLY IS JUST LIKE A TRAILER AND FULL PICTURE IS YET TO BE RELEASED ON THE SCREEN WITHIN THE NEXT 4 TO 5 YEARS WHICH WILL KILL HUMANITY,BRING NEW TYPES OF DISEASES,HUNGER,STARVATION, ,LOSS OF CROPS DUE TO EL NINO AND LA NINA EFFECTS THUS CAUSING MASS SCALE OF DEATHS DUE TO STARVATION,HUNGER,MASS USE OF ATOMIC BOMBS THERBY MAKING MANY HECTARES OF FIELDS INTO BARREN LANDS UNSUITED AND UNFIT TO GROW FURTHERMORE ANY VARITIES OF CROPS ON BARREN LANDS CANNOT BE CULTIVATED,ALSO DUE TO ACUTE SHORTAGE OF POTABLE DRINKING WATER THERE WILL BE WIDE SPREAD CHAOS AND CONFUSIONS LARGE POPULATIONS ALL OVER THE WORLD WILL DIE DUE TO HUNGER DEATHS AND EXTREME MALNUTRITION,THEREFORE THE UNO MAY JUST COME FORWARD AND SAY A TOTAL NO TO WAR AT ALL ,RIGHT FROM TODAY ITSELF

April 14, 2026 — 0 Comments

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MY PREDICTIONS NEVER FAIL ME I HAD ALREADY WRITTEN IN MY PREVIOUS BLOG THAT BY THE YEAR 2030 INDIAN CITIES WILL GET SCANTY RAINFALL DUE TO LA NINA AND EL NINO AFFECTS SO THERE WILL BE SHORTAGE OF POTABLE DRINKING WATER WITHIN THE YEAR 2030 OR 2033,MY PERSONAL SUBMISSION IS INDIAN METROPOLITAN CITIES NEED MORE THAN 1500 NOS DESALINATION PLANTS IN ORDER TO MAKE SALTY WATER SUITABLE FOR DRINKING PURPOSES THE METROPOLITAN CITIES WHICH ARE NEAR TO THE ARABIAN SEA ,BAY OF BENGAL AND INDIAN OCEAN MAY STABLE HUGE INDIAN NAVAL SHIPS AND MERCHANT NAVY SHIPS IN ORDER TO PROVIDE POTABLE DRINKING WATER TO MORE THAN 190 CRORES OF POPULATIONS RESIDING IN INDIA,THE COST OF ONE BISLERI DRINKING WATER WILL BE RUPEES 200 BUT AT THE SAME TIME THE COST OF PETROL, DIESEL AND KEROSENE WILL BE ONLY RS 50 TO 60 RUPEES RIGHT FROM TODAY ALL THE INDIANS MAY BE EDUCATED TO USE DRINKING WATER SPARINGLY,RESTAURANTS TO FILL ONLY HALF GLASS OF WATER TO AVOID WASTAGE OF DRINKING WATER AS DESALINATED DRINKING WATER WILL BECOME MORE COSTLIER BY THE YEAR 2030 DUE TO SCARCITY OF DRINKING WATER,IT MAY BE POSSIBLE THAT WATER WARS MAY START BY THAT CRUCIAL,DIFFICULT TIMES OF THE YEAR 2030 AND 2033 BETWEEN MANY COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD

April 10, 2026 — 0 Comments

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IN ORDER TO SAVE 140 CRORES POPULATION WHAT IS THE FIRST PLANS TO SAVE SUCH A BIG 140 CRORES POPUATION 1 CREATE BUNKERS ,TUNNELS,TEMPORARY ACCOMODATIONS FOR LARGE POPULATION,KEEPING MEDICAL SUPPLIES STORES IN SURPLUS QUANTITIES BY CHECKING THE GROUND BALANCE REGULARLY AND MAINTAINING PROPER RECORDS,KEEPING IODINE TABLETS IN LARGE QUANTITIES TO AVOID ANY ATOMIC BOMB WAVES REACTIONS ON THE BODIES 2 SHIFTING A LARGE EXODUS OF INDIAN POPULATIONS IN THE INTERIORS OF STATES LIKE MADHYA PRADESH, UTTAR PRADESH, BIHAR,HIMANCHAL PRADESH,AND OTHER PLACES WHERE THERE IS LESS POSSIBILITY OF MISSILES AND ATOM BOMBS ATTACKS 3 ALL THE LEAVES OF THE ARMED FORCES MAY BE PUT ON HOLD TILL THE THREAT OF WAR IS IMMENENT ,ONCE THE WAR IS OVER ,ALL THE LEAVES OF THE STAFF MAY BE SANCTIONED AND EVERYONE MAY BE SPARED PERIODICALLY AS PER THE SANCTIONED STRENGTH OF 15 PERCENT ONLY 4 NCC SCOUTS AND GUIDES,ROAD SAFETY PATROLS,NON GOVERMENTAL ORGANISATIONS AND OTHER CHARITABLE ORGANISATIONS MAY BE DEPUTED TO DO GUARDING DUTIES OF WATER RESERVOIRS, TANKS, LAKES, FURTHER THE ARMY NAVY AND AIR FORCE VITAL INSTALLATIONS AND BUILDINGS MAY BE PROVIDED ARMED GUARDS ROUND THE CLOCK,LOCAL POLICE SPL INTELLIGENCE,CRIME INTELLIGENCE ,RETIRED OR ACTIVE STAFF MAY BE IMMEDIATELY CALLED FOR EMERGENCY DUTIES,ALL RETIRED FORCES OFFICERS AND STAFF WILL BE PROVIDED UNIFORMS AND SENT FOR 30 DAYS CAPSULE COURSE ARMS HANDLING TRAININGS TO BECOME FAMILIAR WITH THE USE OF LATEST ARMS AND AMMUNITIONS AND OTHER HIGH TECH MODERN WEAPONS AND RECENT TECHNOLOGY 5 MORE MEN WILL BE DEPUTED ROUND THE CLOCK IN CIVIL DRESSES THEY WILL MINGLE WITH THE LOCAL CIVILIAN POPULATIONS AND TALK IN THEIR REGIONAL LANGUAGES TO EXTRACT VITAL DEFENCE RELATED INFORMATIONS FROM VARIOUS SOURCES 6 A SPECIAL TEAM IN CIVIL DRESS WILL BE DEPUTED TO CATCH HOLD OF HOARDERS AND BLACK MARKETEERS OF VERY VERY IMPORTANT AND ESSENTIAL COMMODITIES LIKE LPG GAS CYLINDERS,FAKE CURRENCY INDIAN NOTES,NARCOTICS,ADULTRATED EXPIRED MEDICINES AND ADULTRATED EATABLES LIKE PURE GHEE,HONEY,EXPIRY DATE ESSENTIAL MEDICINES, FOODGRAINS,VEGETABLES,FRUITS,VERY VERY COSTLY MEDICINES, AND VACCINATIONS 7 ALL THE RETIRED STAFF MAY BE GIVEN CUG MOBILES ORDERED IN ONE BULK OF FIVE TO TEN LAKHS OF ORDINARY MOBILE PHONES FOR QUICK COMMUNICATIONS AND PROPER CO ORDINATIONS WITH OTHER LAW ENFORCING AGENCIES INCLUDING SNIFFER AND EXPLOSIVES DOGS SQUADS IN IMPORTANT INSTALLATIONS LIKE DOCS, AIRPORTS,SEAPORTS,CUSTOMS,NARCOTICS,PARA MILITARY STAFF OF ALL THE INDIAN FORCES INCLUDING THE WINGS OF TERRITORIAL ARMY AND HOME GUARDS,INCOME TAX,SALES TAX,GST TAX OFFICERS AND MISCELLAENOUS DEPARTMENTS

April 7, 2026 — 0 Comments

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THOSE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES WHO HAD UNDERGONE FAMILY PLANNING VASECTOMY OR WOMEN HAD UNDERDONE OPERATIONS COULD HAVE INFORMED MIGHT HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY FAMILY PLANNING DOCTORS THAT JUST AFTER 2 SONS OR 2 DAUGHTERS THEY WILL BE GIVEN FAMILY PLANNING INCREMENT BY THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT OF INDIA THROUGHOUT THEIR LIVES, IT IS FURTHER ADDED THAT ONCE THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES RETIRES FROM THEIR ACTIVE SERVICES THE FAMILY PLANNING INCREMENT IS ALSO TOTALLY STOPPED BY THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT ,MY SUBMISSION IS THAT THE CENTRAL GOVERNMENT MAY HAVE INFORMED THE EMPLOYEES IN ADVANCE BEFORE UNDERGOING F/P OPERATION FACILITY THAT IT IS ONLY APPLICABLE WHEN THE EMPLOYEE WILL BE IN ACTIVE GOVT SERVICES ONLY BUT ONCE HE RETIRES FROM SERVICES THE FAMILY PLANNING INCREMENT WILL NOT BE GIVEN AFTER THE RETIREMENTS OR SUPERANNUATION OF ANY EMPLOYEES,GOVERNMENT MAY GIVE ITS EMPLOYEES F/P INCREMENT BENIFIT TILL THE SPOUSE OR THE EMPLOYEES DEATH,IF THIS IS NOT AT ALL PRACTICALLY APPLICABLE THEN THERE COULD BE ONE OPTION TO ENTIRELY FORGET THE F/P INCREMENT AND AFTER RETIREMENTS ALL THE ABOVE MENTIONED EMPLOYEES MAY BE GIVEN WRITTEN PERMISSIONS FROM GOVT OF INDIA TO HAVE MORE THAN 6 TO 8 CHILDREN AS OUR PRESENT GOVERNMENT IS NOT IN A POSITION TO GIVE OUR LEGAL RIGHTS OF PLANNING OUR FAMILIES PREVIOUSLY SINCE THE LAST 30 YEARS OF OUR ACTIVE SERVICES IN GOVT DEPARTMENTS AT LEAST WE CAN NOW BECOME PARENTS TO AT LEAST 8 TO 10 CHILDREN AFTER THE AGE OF 60 YEARS WHEN WE SUPERANNUATE FROM ACTIVE GOVT SERVICES OR ELSE WE MAY BE GIVEN 1 EXTRA INCREMENT FOR PLANNING OUR FAMILIES DURING OUR YOUNG AGE EVEN AFTER OUR RETIREMENTS FROM SERVICES TILL OUR DEATH

April 7, 2026 — 0 Comments

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IF THIS WAR IS KEPT CONTINUED FOR MORE THAN 10 MONTHS US SOLDIERS WILL REMOVE THEIR UNIFORMS,TEAR THEIR US MILITARY IDENTITY CARDS AND RUN AWAY AT TOP SPEED FROM THE BATTLE FIELDS REMOVING THEIR UNIFORMS ONLY IN THEIR CHADDIS OR JHANGIYAS OR I WILL SAY SHORT SWIM WEARS, CHADDIS SOME US ARMY SOLDIERS DO NOT WEAR ANY BANIYANS OR ANY JHANGIYAS THEY DO NOT WEAR BANIYANS OR JHANGIYAS AT ALL NOW WHEN THEY START RUNNING AWAY FROM THE BATLEFIELDS IT WILL BE A EXTREMELY VERY VERY RARE CHEEKY SIGHT TO SEE USA SOLDIERS RUNNING AWAY IN COMPLETE NAKED POSITION SHOWING THEIR BUMPS,ASSHOLES AND GENITIALS LIKE ASTRAY STREET DOGGIES BECAUSE THEY NORMALLY FEEL UNEASY IN RUNNING WITH CHADDIS AND BANYANS OVER THEIR ENTIRE UNIFORMS, EVEN THE PAKISTANI SOLDIERS HAD DONE THESE ACTS BY REMOVING THEIR SALWAR AND KAMEEJ AS MOST OF THE PAKISTANI RANGERS AND REGULAR PAKISTANI INFANTRY SOLDIERS RAN AWAY IN CHADDIS AND BANIYANS LEAVING THEIR WEAPONS AND POSTS UNGUARDED BY TEARING AWAY THEIR REGULAR PAKISTANI ARMY IDENTITY CARDS, BEHAVING LIKE INNOCENT CIVILLIANS,SAME THING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH US ARMY SOLDIERS WHO WOULD RUN 10,000 METRES WITHOUT JANGHIYAS OR ANY SWIMWEAR OR CHADDIS TO SAVE THEMSELVES BY RUNNING FROM DIRECT WARFARE FROM THE BATTLE FIELDS, IN CASE IF CEASEFIRE IS NOT DECLARED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT OR SO,WHY NOT IMPEACH PRESIDENT TRUMPET FOR HIS MISDEEDS FIRSTLY REGARDING THE EPSTIN FILES IN WHICH TEEAGED MINOR SCHOOL GOING GIRLS GRUESOME SEX AND MASS RAPE REPORTS WERE REPORTED FROM A LONELY ISLAND OF USA NEAR FLORIDA,SECONDLY CREATING NUISANCE AND RUCUS WHEN JOE BIDEN WAS DECLARED THE TOP WINNER OF THE UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS WITH THE LARGEST MAJORITY AND MANDATE IN THE USA PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS SOME 2 YEARS AGO,LASTLY WHY NOT TRY MR TRUMPET FOR THE WAR CRIMES WHICH HE HAD COMMITTED RECENTLY BY KILLING INNOCENT WOMEN CHILDREN AND KILLED MANY INFIRM AND AGED OLD WOMEN AND MEN WHO DIED INSTANTLY WITH BRUTE FORCE OF TRUMPS WRONG DECISIONS BY USING THERMAL BOMBS AND LONG RANGE MISSILES ON THE GENERAL PUBLIC BY RANDOM USE CARELESSLY AND DELIBRATELY, EVERYONE MAY ASK USA PEOPLE TO GIVE INTERNATIONAL GOBAR, FILTH,EXCRETA MEDAL PRIZE AND A VERY BIG CUP FULL OF DOGS POTTY TO DONALD DUCK,WHO IS A BIG TRUMPET,A SEX ADDICT,A SEX PERVERT,A MAD SCROUNDRE, A GAMBLER,A CHEATER,A MAD PRESIDENT WHO WANTS TO SEE BLOODSHED EVERYWHERE AND THIS WILL BE THE GREAT FALL OF THE ENTIRE UNITED SCOUNDRELS OF AMERICA WITHIN 90 DAYS THEY WILL COME BACK BEGGING LIKE INTERNATIONAL KATORA CHAAPH BEGGERS OF THE WORLD I MEAN TO SAY THE PORKISTANSIS AND BOTH OF THEM WILL DO ONE LUCRATIVE CO OPERATIVE BEGGING BUSINESSES OF ALLAH KE NAAM SE DE DE ,MAULA KE NAAM SE DE DE,AUR IS KATORE MEIN KUCH TO DAAL DEY HUMSE BAHUT BADI GALTI HUI HAI ,EVERYONE AGREES THAT TRUMP IS A CHUKIYA WHO MAKES HIMALAYAN BLUNDERS THIS WAS COMMENTED UPON AND EVEN SHOWN ON BBC NEWS SERVICE IN HINDI A YEAR AND A HALF AGO BY NOTED AND WELL REPUTED NEWS ANCHORS BROADCASTED FROM LONDON ON BBC NEWS SERVICES DIRECTLY

April 7, 2026 — 0 Comments