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NOW LISTEN TO MY FUTURE PREDICTIONS BY 2047 YEAR CHINA WILL SLOWLY AND STEADILY OCCUPY INDIAN TERRITORIES OF THE ENTIRE 7 SISTERS OF NORTH EASTERN INDIA AND COME VERY VERY CLOSE TO INDIAN BORDERS EVEN DR MODI CANNOT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE THEIR METHOD OF SALAMI SLICINGS IS A VERY VERY COMMON PARLANCE USED BY INDIAN ARMY GENERALS DUE TO THESE POLICIES AND POLITICS OF CHINESE WE INDIANS WILL COMPLETELY LOOSE THE ENTIRE AREAS OF NORTH EAST REGIONS WITHIN THE NEXT 20 YEARS,INDIANS DO NOT HAVE ANY GUTS TO FIGHT CHINESE ARMY,NEITHER OUR POLITICIANS ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE FUTURE OF OUR INDIAN PEOPLE SO LET US FORGET FOR EVER THAT THE TERRITORY OF 7 SISTERS BELONGS TO OUR ENTIRE INDIAN NATION, MY PREDICTIONS NEVER FAIL ME, DONT MAKE ANY DIVERSIONS OF THOUGHTS TOWARDS PAKISTAN AND BANGLADESH COUNTRIES, CHINESE ARE OCCUPYING OUR IMPORTANT BORDER AREAS SILENTLY LIKE SALAMI SLICINGS AT A TORTOISE SPEED,I FEEL INDIAN ARMY WILL BE STOPPED BY OUR BRAVE PM TO ATTACK CHINA AND FORCEFULLY CAPTURE AND OCCUPY OUR INDIAN TERRITORIES FROM CHINESE BY USING CHANAKYAS SAAM,DAAM,DAND,BHED NEETI OR BY SHORT WAR OR ELSE FINALLY WE ALL INDIANS WILL LOSE ENTIRE OF NORTH EASTERN TERRITORIES AND THE ENTIRE AREAS OF 7 SISTERS TO CHINESE FORCES FOR EVER WITHIN THE NEXT 20 YEARS, MOST LIKELY BY THE YEAR 2047 THIS IS AS PER CHINESE ARMY HIDDEN TOP AGENDA LIST,CAN INDIANS FIGHT CHINESE TO TAKE BACK OUR TERROTORIES BY APPLYING FORCE ON THE CHINESE ARMY OR FORGET THIS FOR ALL THE TIMES TO COME THAT THE AREAS OF 7 SISTERS BELONGS TO INDIA,PLEASE LATER ON DO NOT CRY OVER THE SPILT MILK AS CHINA WILL HAVE AN UPPER HAND TO ATTACK INDIANS AT ANY APPROPRIATE TIME DURING THE ENTIRE YEAR IN ANY SEASONS,SO INDIANS MUST BE ALERT OTHERWISE WE WILL BECOME TOTAL LOOSERS IN THE WORLDS HISTORY TO FOLLOW FOR NEXT 100 YEARS SO INDIA MAY BE CAUTIOUS ABOUT CHINESE ARMY MOVEMENTS AND KEEP SPECIAL SECRET VIGILS,SURVEILLANCE, CREATE SECRET INTELLIGENCE NETWORKS WITH THE HELP OF LOCAL PEOPLE AND OTHER AVAILABLE AGENCIES INTELLIGENCE INPUTS IN AND AROUND THE BORDERING AREAS WITH INDIA, AS I FEEL TODAY CHINA IS THE WORST ENEMIE OF INDIA AS IT CANNOT SEE THE RAPID PROGRESS OF INDIAN INFRASTRUCTURE DEVELOPMENTS IN THE FORM OF CIVIL WORK OF HIGHWAYS,MANUFACTURING OF ALL FIGHTER JETS,FIGHTER PLANES,ALL TYPES OF MISSILES AND AMMUNITIONS EXPORTED BY MODIS MAKE IN INDIA PROGRAMMES WITHIN ONLY 12 YEARS FURTHERMORE INDIA HAD DOUBLED ITS AIRPORTS,DOCKYARDS,AND HAS A VERY VERY STRONG INDIAN ECONOMY WORTH TRILLIONS OF RUPEES BY EXPORTING ALL TYPES OF GOODS TO ENTIRE COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD, HENCE MY ANSWER IS INDIANS CANNOT DEPEND ON CHINA AT ALL BECAUSE IT CAN BETRAY INDIA ANY TIME JUST LIKE A CHAMELEON CHANGES ITS COLOURS DEPENDING ON THE DIFFERENT COLOURS OF THE SURFACES OF THIS EARTH

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FROM LATEST NEWS IT IS CRYSTAL CLEAR THAT EXTREMISTS ARE FOLLOWING ONE PATTERN AND THAT IS LONE WOLF ATTACKS IN INDIA,RECENTLY AMERICAN SPY WAS CAUGHT NEAR THE BORDER AREAS,SECONDLY IN MUMBAI 3 MOHAMMEDIAN LADIES, GIRLS WHO WERE SUPERVISING THE MOHURRUM PROCESSION CAUGHT ONE SUSPECT GIVING CAPSULES WHICH CONTAINED RAT POISON IN ALL 30,000 CAPSULES WERE RECOVERED BY THE POLICE DURING MOHURRUM PROCESSIONS,SO POLICE,INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES,RAW,IB,CBI AND OTHER LAW ENFORCING AGENCIES INCLUDING ARMY, NAVY, AIR FORCE INTELLIGENCE POLICE WILL KEEP A SURVEILLANCE ON SUSPECTS,DRUG ADDICTS,SMUGGLERS,GANGSTERS AND SEARCH FOR SUSPICIOUS MOVEMENTS OF CRIMINALS BY MOVING AROUND IN CIVIL CLOTHES AND LONG HAIRS WEARING RAY BAN GOGGLES IN PLACES WHERE THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE AND SOME OTHER RELIGIOUS FUNCTIONS OR GET TOGETHERS OR PEOPLE MOVING IN LARGE PROCESSIONS,WE CANNOT SAY WHO IS THE LONE WOLF AMONGST A BIG PROCESSION WHO CAN CREATE NUISANCE AND CREATE EXTRIMISTS ACTIVITIES IN SUCH HUGE CROWDS OF PEOPLE,INTELLIGENCE INPUTS HAVE TO BE RECEIVED FROM VARIOUS AGENCIES FOR CONFIRMING THE ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO ARE VERY DANGEROUS TO THIS LARGE ASSEMBLY OF PEOPLE IN MELAS,FESTIVALS,PROCESSIONS AND STATIC DEPLOYMENTS OF POLICE AND INTELLIGENCE PERSONNELS WITHIN THE GENERAL PUBLIC WITH DUE CARE AND ANONIMITY BECAUSE OF SECRET MISSIONS AND UNDERCOVER DETECTIVES AGENTS DEPLOYMENTS AT VARIOUS PLACES SO AS TO IMMEDIATELY DETECT LONE WOLF ATTACKERS.POST SCRIPT FOR COLLECTION OF INTELLIGENCE INPUTS ALL THE INTELLIGENCE OFFICERS HAVE TO MAKE EFFORTS BY LEAVING THEIR AIR CONDITIONED OFFICES AND OTHER COMFORTS OF LIFE,GROW LONG HAIRS ,WEAR RAY BAN GOGGLES AND WEAR T SHIRTS AND JEANS,SOMETIMES BECOME VILLAGERS WEARING DHOTIS KURTA AND SPEAK ONLY IN LOCAL LANGUAGE OF THE VILAGERS OR DISGUISE AS BEGGARS,HANDICAPPED PERSONS OR SOMETIMES AS BLIND PERSONS TAKING THE HELP OF WALKING STICK,SOMETIMES DISGUISE AS FLOWER SELLERS,GARLAND SELLERS,ESTATE AGENTS OR PANWALLA,KULFIWALLA,VEGETABLE AND TEA STALL VENDORS TO COLLECT SPECIFIC INPUTS FROM VARIOUS SOURCES AMONGST THE PUBLIC IN ORDER TO GET COMPLETE DETAILS OF INTELLIGENCE INPUTS AND CROSS VERIFICATION OF THE INFORMATION FROM 2 OR 3 DIFFERENT SOURCES BEFORE COMING TO ANY FINAL CONCLUSIONS BEFORE SUBMITTING THE REPORTS TO THE COMPETENT AUTHORITIES

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WITHIN NEXT 2 OR 3 YEARS A FILM ON TYRANNIC,HYPOCRITE,CORRUPT 15 YEARS MISRULE OF CHIEF MINISTER MAMTA BANNERJIS ORIGINAL FILM WILL BE RELEASED IN HINDI,ENGLISH,BENGALI AND MANY OTHER LANGUAGES AND THIS FILM, POORA KHELA HOBBEY, WILL BE NOMINATED FOR OSCARS WHICH WILL SHOW TOTAL MISUSE OF POWERS AS CHIEF MINISTER OF WEST BENGAL BY MAMTA BANNERJEE WHEN SHE WAS IN POWER FOR 15 YEARS IN BENGAL,MANY PEOPLE WERE KILLED BY USING BULLETS,BOMBS,MOLOTOV COCKTAILS BOMBS DURING STATE ELECTIONS EVERYWHERE,THIS FILM WILL BE BASED ON TRUE INCIDENCES AND FACTS,MOREOVER MAMTA BANNERJIS MISTRUST,CORRUPTIONS IN EACH AND EVERY MATTER MAY BE BROUGHT ON RECORD AND TAUGHT IN HIGHER SECONDARY HISTORY BOOKS AS A CUMPULSORY TOPIC,IN UPSC,IAS,NDA ,COAST GUARD EXAMS AND STUDENTS PURSUING PHD DOCTORATES DEGREES THESIS MAY BE RESEARCHED IN DETAILS FOR PURSUING PHD DEGREES IN VARIOUS UNIVERSITIES ALL OVER INDIA

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IN THIS 8TH PAY COMMISSION IT WAS DECIDED TO GIVE ADDITIONAL AMOUNT OF PENSIONS TO THOSE RETIRED EMPLOYEES WHO HAVE COMPLETED 65,70, 75,80,85,90,95,100 YEARS,I WANT TO SPEAK OUT THAT IF THE GOVT PENSIONER DIES AT 71,73 YEARS,OR 74 YEARS HE MUST BE CONSIDERED APPLICABLE FOR THE NEXT SLAB OF 75 YEARS IF THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE THE PENSIONER CAN BE GIVEN 4 PERCENT EXTRA PENSION IF HE IS ALIVE UPTO THE YEAR 74 YEARS OF HIS LIFE WHICH HE HAD LIVED AS CENTRAL GOVT PENSIONER AND THAT BENIFIT OF HIS YEARS OF LIVING MAY BE CONSIDERED FOR EXTRA PENSIONS,LASTLY IF THE HUSBAND DIES THE WIDOW WIFES PENSION WILL NOT BE DECREASED AT ALL, SHE WILL BE ELIGIBLE TO GET SAME PENSION TILL HER DEATH WHICH WAS LAST DRAWN PAYMENT BY HER DECEASED HUSBAND WITH SUBSEQUENT DA ARREARS

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NOW POK POLITICIANS AND PEOPLE OF POK WANT THAT INDIA MAY SAVE THEIR LIVES BY PROVIDING ESSENTIAL MEDICINES AND FOOD TO EAT AS PAKISTAN HAD BECOME TOTALLY BANCRUPT,MY FIRST QUESTION IS ASK USA PRESIDENT UNCLE SAM TO PROVIDE FOOD AND MEDICINES TO POK PEOPLE,POK MAY TAKE HELP FROM TURKEY AND MANY OTHER COUNTRIES TO PROVIDE MEDICINES AND ESSENTIAL FOOD COMMODITIES,YOU ALL HAVE KILLED 5 LAKHS CIVILIANS,KASHMIRIS HINDUS,JAMMU AND KASHMIR POLICEMEN AND SLAINED INNOCENT SOLDIERS BY PROXY WAR SINCE LAST 6 TO 7 DECADES WITH THE HELP OF USA BETTER ASK TURKEY AND USA TO SUPPLY AT LEAST EXPIRY DATES MEDICINES TO YOU AND ROTTED FOODGRAINS TO LIVE,IT IS YOUR BABY TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABY BY TAKING HELP FROM YOUR FRIENDLY COUNTRIES TURKEY AND UNITED STATES THEY WILL DEFINITELY HELP POK PEOPLE TO SAVE THEIR PRECIOUS LIVES,YOU HAVE KILLED 5 LAKHS OF INDIANS SO NOW FACE THE MUSIC BY KEEPING CONTINUOUS DANCINGS AND SINGINGS,AND LASTLY MAKE OUR 5 LAKHS INDIANS WHOME YOU HAVE KILLED ALIVE , FROM TODAY WE WILL PROVIDE YOU ALL PAKISTANIS FREE LANGARS AND UNLIMITED WATER THROUGHOUT THE YEAR WE WANT THAT YOU MAKE OUR 5 LAKHS PEOPLE WHO WERE KILLED BY YOUR TERRORISTS ALIVE AND THEN ASK FOR FREE LANGARS AND WATERS

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AT PRESENT GEOLOGICAL SURVEY OF INDIA IS DOING YEOMAN SERVICES TO GOVT OF INDIA BY LOCATING PRECIOUS METALS LIKE GOLD,RARE MINERALS WHICH WERE IMPORTED FROM OTHER COUNTRIES FOR MAKING FINISHED GOODS AND EXPORTING IT TO MANY COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD FROM INDIA,THE GEOLOGICAL SURVEY OF INDIA EMPLOYEES MAY ALSO DETECT THE RAVINES OF BHIND,MORENA AND CHAMBAL TO FIND OUT IF ANY PRECIOUS METALS CAN BE RECOVERED FROM UNDER THE RAVINES OF EX DACOITS DISTRICTS CONSISTING OF BHIND,MORENA AND CHAMBAL VALLEY BECAUSE AT PRESENT NO DACOITS ARE OPERATING FROM THESE AREAS AND IT IS CONSIDERED PEACEFUL AND SAFE TO TRACE PRECIOUS METALS FROM UNDER THESE CHAMBAL RAVINES BY GEOLOGICAL SURVEY OF INDIA EMPLOYEES

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BANGLADESHI POLICE AND CITIZENS HAVE BROKEN INDIA BANGLADESH BORDER FENCING AT MANY PLACES IN ORDER TO SEND BAGLADESHI INTRUDERS TO CREATE PROBLEMS IN INDIAS BORDERING DISTRICTS OF WEST BENGAL,WHY NOTASK BANGLADESHIS TO PAY LABOUR CHARGES AND DAMAGED FENCING MATERIAL WORTH 15,000 CRORES OF FINES IN PURE GOLD TO INDIA LATER ON WE WILL DISCUSS OTHER MATTERS RELATED TO BANGLADESHI IMPORT AND EXPORTS TRADE WITH OUR COUNTRY INDIA,AFTER THE 15,000 CRORES OF RUPEES IN GOLD FORM IS DEPOSITED IN INDIAN TREASURIES FOR DAMAGING THE FENCING BY BANGLADESHI POLICE AND CIVILLIANS

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IF PAKISTAN ATTACKS INDIA WITH ATOM BOMBS SUPPLIED BY CHINA WHO IS TRYING TO SUPPORT PAKISTAN,CALLING INDIAN GOVERNMENT AS THIS ACTION OF INDIAN GOVT IS AGAINST HUMANITY,I ASK CHINESE PRESIDENT WHEN OUR INNOCENT INDIAN PEOPLE WERE KILLED BY PAKISTANI EXTREMISTS YOU WERE HAPPY TO SEE BLOODSHED OF OUR 5 LAKH INNOCENT SOLDIERS,POLICE PERSONNELS AND CIVILIANS WHICH WERE INTERMITTENT,REGULAR UNPROVOKED AND DELIBERATE ATTACKS BY PAKISTANI MILITANTS WHICH WAS NOT CONSIDERED TO BE ANY ACTS OF TERRORISM AGAINST HUMANITY BY THE CHINESE,NOW WE ALL ARE FED UP WITH INTERNATIONAL TERRORISM OF PAKISTAN HENCE OUR DR MODI WILL NOT SPARE A SECOND AND FINISH OFF THIS PAKISTANI CANCER GERMS FOR EVER WITH THE USE OF 10,000 ATOM BOMBS AND CONVERT PAKISTAN INTO A BARREN PIECE OF LAND JUST LIKE HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI CITIES OF JAPAN DURING WORLD WAR II BY AMERICANS FOR USING ATOM BOMBS FIRST THESE PAKISTANI MINISTERS AND PAKISTANI GOVERNMENT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SUCH DRASTIC ACTIONS BY GOVERNMENT OF INDIA AND OUR PM DR MODI DOES NOT NEED ANY PRIOR APPROVALS FROM ANYONE TO DEFEND OUR DEMOCRACY AND SOVERIGNITY WE ARE EVER READY FOT TIT FOR TAT IMMEDIATE ACTIONS, PAKISTANIYO HAMARE 5 LAKH NIRDOSH HINDUSTANI CIVILIANS, POLICE,AUR SURAKSHA BALO KA KHOON BAHAYAA HAI, AAB KHOON KE AANSOO PIYO,ALLAH TALLA KABHI MAAF NAHIN KAREGAA SABHI PAKISTANIYO KO ,AAB BHUGTO APNE KARMO KA PHAAL JO SAMNEY AYYAA HAI ,MAGARMACH KE ANSOO BAHANA CHOD DO,AGAR KUCH BHI GALAT KIYA TO PAKISTAN AUR USKA GURU USA AUR USKE JIGRI DOST CHINA AUR TURKEY KAA POORA ILAAJ MASHOOR DR MODI KE PAAS HAI KAHO HOMEOPATHIC,KAHO UNANI,KAHO ALLOPATHIC KAHO NATRUROPATHY KAHO AYURVEDIC,KAHO SIDDHA ,SABHI BIMARIO KA SHARTIYA ILAAJ DR MODI KE PASS HAI JALDI BOLO KAUN SAA ILAAJ KARVAANA HAI MASHOOR DR MODI SE WITH FULL GUARANTEE OR MONEY WILL BE RETURNED WITHIN 15 DAYS TIME

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MOST COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD ASK INDIAN PM TO SEND SOME ESSENTIAL CONSUMER ITEMS LIKE RICE,MINERAL OIL,DRY FRUITS,SAFFRON OR ANY OTHER TYPES OF INDIAN SPICES WHEN THE CONSIGNMENT CONSISTING OF 1400 TRUCKS LOAD REACH THEIR PORTS THEY INFORM THAT INDIAN GOODS ARE UNFIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION,SO IN THAT CASE THE COUNTRIES PURCHASING THE GOODS FROM INDIA WILL SEND THEIR FOOD INSPECTORS AND EXAMINERS AT LEAST 15 DAYS BEFORE AND ENSURE THAT THE CONSIGNMENT IS LOCKED AND SEALED IN THEIR CONTAINERS WHICH ARE READY TO BE EXPORTED TO THEM,DR MODI WILL ENFORCE CERTAIN GUIDELINES THAT AFTER THE COMPLETE EXAMINATION OF ALL THE GOODS BY THEIR REPRESENTATIVES, THE CASH AMOUNT WILL BE IMMEDIATELY SENT BY THE IMPORTER AS THERE WILL NOT BE ANY PLEA THAT THE GOODS EXPORTED BY INDIA IS NOT OF GOOD QUALITY AND EDIBLE FOR THEIR PEOPLE USE HENCE CHECKING THE CONSIGNMENT BEFORE LOADING IT IN CONTAINERS AND PAY THE CONSIGNMENT MONEY TO THE INDIAN EXPORTERS IMMEDIATELY ONCE THE LOADING IN THE SHIPS IS COMPLETED WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAYS OTHERWISE PER DAY DETENTION CHARGES ALONG WITH INTEREST WILL BE CHARGED ON THE BULK CONSIGNMENTS AND THE SHIPS WILL BE STOPPED FROM LEAVING INDIAN PORTS TO THEIR FINAL DESTINATIONS UNTIL AND UNLESS MONEY IS BEING FULLY TRANSACTED FROM THE IMPORTER OF GOODS EITHER THROUGH THE BANKS OR THROUGH ELECTRONICS TRANSFERS DIRECTLY TO THE EXPORTER OF GOODS FROM INDIA

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I FEEL THE WHOLE WORLD IS UNAWARE OF THE UNKNOWN INDIANS WHO ARE READY TO FIGHT WITH ANY COUNTRY,THERE ARE 15 LAKH SOLDIERS AND PENSIONERS THOSE WITH NO DISABILITIES WILL COME FORWARD TO FIGHT FOR INDIAN ARMY,WE HAVE PARA MILITARY RESERVES AND RETIRED PENSIONERS THEY WILL BE EVER READY TO FIGHT THE ENEMIES,THEN COMES POLICE,INTELLIGENCE BUREAU,RESEARCH AND ANALYSIS WING,THEN COMES ARMY,NAVY,AIR FORCE INTELLIGENCE POLICE AND MANY LEADING DETECTIVES PRIVATE COMPANIES WITH THEIR TEAMS OF UNDERCOVER DETECTIVES ALSO CAN GIVE A HELPING HAND DURING WW III AND LASTLY WE HAVE AGHORI SENA OF 2 CRORES AGHORIS WHO ARE READY TO SAVE INDIA FROM THE EVIL EYES OF ANY ENEMIES,LASTLY WE HAVE SENIOR WING NCC CADETS OF ABOUT 50 CRORES WHO ARE READY TO HELP MANAGE EVERYTHING IN CONTROLLING INTERNAL AGGRESSIONS AND BLACK MARKETINGS IN THEIR LOCAL AREAS,ALL THE PAKISTANI SOLDIERS AND OFFICERS ARE SUFFERING FROM HIV, AIDS OR VENEREAL DISEASES BECAUSE OF HAVING MULTIPLE FREE SEX WITH MANY WOMEN ON THE ROAD SIDE FORCEFULLY BY SHOWING THE POWER OF THEIR UNIFORMS HENCE THEY CANNOT FIGHT WITH OUR BELOVED COUNTRY BHARAT MAATA WHO HAS MANY SONS TO SACRIFICE THEIR LIVES FOR THEIR MOTHERLAND INDIA