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Author: Amarjit Singh Kahai

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A LARGE GROUP OF AMERICANS ARE TRYING TO SETTLE IN INDIA BECAUSE COST OF LIVING IS COSTLY IN USA NOW SUPPOSE 60 LAKHS AMERICANS SETTLE IN INDIA WHAT WILL HAPPEN 1 MOST OF THEM ARE BEEF EATERS HENCE IT WILL BECOME DIFFICULT TO STOP THEM FROM EATING BEEF 2 ONLY INDIAN AMERICANS LIKE SCIENTISTS, DOCTORS, NURSES AND TEACHERS OF INDIAN ORIGIN MAY BE FIRST ALLOWED PERMANENT VISAS IN INDIA 3 THOSE AMERICANS WHO WANT TO GAIN INDIAN RESIDENCY WILL CONVERT THEMSELVES INTO HINDUS AND AVOID COWS MEAT, LIQUOR AND OTHER CUSTOMS FOLLOWED BY THEM IN USA 4 THEY WILL NOT MARRY INDIAN BRIDES AS PERCENTAGE OF DIVORCE IS MORE IN USA 5 THEY WILL BE KEPT IN ONLY SPECIFIC LOCATIONS LIKE KOCHI,GOA,PONDICHERRY SO THAT THEY DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH INDIAN DIASPORA A BETTER OPTION IS TO SHIFT ALL THE AMERICANS TO ANDAMAN AND NIKOBAR AS WELL AS LAKSHADWEEP ISLANDS SO THAT THEY WILL ENJOY LIFE IN ISOLATION AND WILL ENJOY NATURE OF ANDAMANS AND NIKOBAR ISLANDS 6 IF AMERICANS TOTALLY MIX WITH INDIAN POPULATION IT IS POSSIBLE MANY INDIAN PANDITS WILL BECOME BANDITS AS IN AMERICA GUN CULTURE IS PREVALENT EVERYWHERE ,INDIAN VISAS MAY BE GIVEN TO HIGHLY QUALIFIED PROFESSIONELS ONLY FOR INDIAS BENIFITS ,PERMANENT RESIDENCY VISAS MAY BE GIVEN ONLY AFTER 20 YEARS OF COMPLETE STAYS IN INDIAN TERRITORIES AND THAT TOO NO CRIMINAL RECORDS ARE AVAILABLE AGAINST THEM IN INDIA OR IN ANY COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD 7 GOVT OF INDIA WILL ONLY GIVE VISA EXTENSION FOR EVERY 3 YEARS DURATION ONLY LATER ON AFTER EXPIRY OF 3 YEARS A LARGE AMOUNT WILL BE RECOVERED TO EXTEND THE VISA FOR NEXT 3 YEARS ONLY AFTER COMPLETION OF CRIME FREE IN INDIA AFTER 21 YEARS PERMANENT INDIAN VISAS MAY BE ISSUED TO THEM 8 THOSE FOUND UNSUITABLE WILL BE LIABLE TO BE DEPORTED BACK TO USA 9 IF AMERICANS CONVERT THEM INTO PERMANENT PRACTICING HINDUS THEN THERE WILL BE A SORT OF RELAXATION OF PERIOD BY GIVING THEM PERMANANT INDIAN VISA AFTER 6 YEARS ONLY 10 THOSE AMERICANS NOT FOLLOWING INDIAN CUSTOMS AND TRADITIONS OR IF THERE IS ANY CRIMINAL CASE OF ESPIONAGE ANY HENIOUS OFFENCE IN SUCH CIRCUMSTANCES THEY CAN BE RETURNED TO USA EVEN AFTER 20 YEARS PERMANENT VISA RESIDENCY IN INDIA AFTER COMPLETION OF PUNISHMENT PERIOD IN INDIAN JAILS LASTLY AMERICANS CANNOT BE RELIED UPON AS THEY ARE OPPORTUNISTS AND CANNOT BE A ALL TIME GOODFRIEND AND BROTHER LIKE RUSSIA FOR ALL THE YEARS TO COME HENCE ONLY INDIAN HIGHLY SKILLED AMERICAN CITIZENS MAY BE ALLOWED TO STAY IN INDIA ,BECAUSE MOST OF THE AMERICANS CAN PASS ON CLASSIFIED INFORMATIONS TO THEIR COUNTRY AS THEY HAVE LATEST IMPORTED SECRET GADETS TO PASS CLASSIFIED DEFENCE INFORMATION TO THEIR COUNTRY FOR A HEFTY SUM THUS THESE PEOPLE CANNOT BE TRUSTED AS PREVIOUS RECORD HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT AMERICAN GOVERNMENT HAD STABBED IN THE BACK OF INDIANS MANY TIMES DUE TO THEIR USE AND THROW POLICIES FOR THEIR COUNTRIES BENIFITS ONLY IT IS BETTER TO AVOID THEM TOTALLY

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MORE THAN 70 COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD HAVE UNITED TOGETHER TO FORCE INDIA TO RELEASE WATERS OF CHENAB JHELUM AND INDUS ,INDIANS WANT A CLEAR ANSWER PAKISTAN HAD KILLED 2 LAKHS SOLDIERS AND POLICE PERSONNELS AND KILLED AT LEAST 3 LAKH CIVILIANS IN BOMB ATTACKS AT VARIOUS LOCATIONS CAN PAKISTANIS AND 70 COUNTRIES BRING BACK OUR 5 LAKH CIVILIANS AND POLICE AND ARMY SOLDIERS WHO WERE KILLED INNOCENTLY WITH THE HELP OF AMERICA AND UNITED KINGDOM AND THE ANSWER IS IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO MAKE THESE FIVE LAKS OF INDIANS LIVE ,WE SENT DOSSIERS OF MANY TERRORISTS BUT PAKISTAN BLUNTLY DENIED THE PRESENCE OF ANY SUPPORT TO TERRORIST ACTIVITIESTHINK OF THOSE OLD PARENTS ,SISTERS ,BROTHERS AND CLOSE RELATIVES WHO LOST THEIR ONLY SONS IN THIS BRUTAL TERRORIST ACTIVITIES SINCE LAST 30 YEARS HENCE THE QUESTION OF PROVIDING WATER TO THESE KASAIS OF PAKISTAN IS NOT POSSIBLE AT ALL BETTER ASK UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND UK TO SOLVE THEIR INTERNAL PROBLEM BY DIGGING BORE WELLS AND MAKING DESALINATION PLANTS TO MAKE WATER FIT FOR DRINKING AND GROWING CROPS STOPPING WATER IS LEGITIMATE RIGHTS OF ALL INDIANS TO USE OUR WATERS LEGALLY NOTHING CAN BE DONE NOW AT PRESENT

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IN ORDER TO MAKE ADVANCE PREPARATIONS OF WORLD WAR III WE HAVE TO MAKE NECESSARY SECURITY ARRANGEMENTS ,FIRSTLY WE HAVE TO CLEAR COBWEBS IN THE UNDERGROUND TUNNEL WHICH IS 2800 METERS LONG AND STARTS FROM GENERAL POST OFFICE MUMBAI AND CONNECTED WITH THE RESERVE BANK OF INDIA MUMBAI HEADQUARTERS THIS UNDERGROUND PASSAGE WAS USED BY THE BRITISHERS DURING WORLD WAR II GOLD,DIAMONDS AND OTHER PRECIOUS METALS WERE TRANSPORTED FROM RBI BANK HEADQUARTERS MUMBAI TO GENERAL POST OFFICE MUMBAI FROM THIS UNDERGROUND PASSAGEOF NEARLY 3000 METERES OF LENGTH,NOW OUR FORCES CAN TAKE HELP OF ELECTRICIANS TO PROVIDE LIGHTS IN UNDERGROUNG TUNNEL AND GET IT CLEANED BY VARIOUS WORKERS TO CLEAR THE BLOCKAGES AND COBWEBS AS IT WAS NOT PUT TO USE AFTER THE WORLD WAR II ,OUR FORCES CAN STORE VARIOUS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN THIS 3000 METRES LONG TUNNEL AND CAMOUFLAGE ALL THE COSTLY MILITARY ASSETS IN THIS TUNNEL AT THE CRUCIAL TIMES OF WORLD WAR III BY THE YEAR 2030 AND 2033,SIMILARLY HON’BLE GOVERNORS HOUSE ALSO HAS AN UNDERGROUND LONG TUNNEL OF 3000 METRES TO MEET THE NEEDS OF CRUCIAL TIMES OF 2030/2033,LASTLY MANY FORTS ,MOUNTAINS IN AND AROUND MUMBAI CAN BE USED BY ARTILLERY CORPS AT AN ELEVATION OF 100 OR 200 METRES TO ATTACK THE INCOMING ENEMIES PLANES FROM AN ELEVATION TO GAIN SUPREMACY AND DIRECT HITS IN ORDER TO GAIN VICTORY OVER 10 TO 12 ENEMIES COUNTRIES

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JAGGANNATH NANA SHUNKERSETT WAS ONE OF THE DIRECTORS IN GREAT INDIAN PENINSULAR RAILWAYS IN 1853 FIRST TRAIN COMMENCED FROM BORI BUNDER TO THANE,JAGGANNATH SHUNKERSETT HAD DONATED HIS LAND IN GIRGAUM TO CONSTRUCT TEMPLE IN HIS FATHERS NAME,HE DONATED A LARGE SUM OF MONEY AND A BIG COLLECTIONS OF HIS RARE BOOKS WHEN ASIATIC LIBRARY WAS CONSTRUCTED,HE HAD DONATED LARGE SUM OF MONEY FOR CONSTRUCTION OF BHAUDAJI LAD MUSEUM NEAR BYCULLA ZOOLOGICAL PARK ,HE ALONG WITH DADABHAI NOWROJEE ASKED ENGLISH GOVERNOR OF BOMBAY TO CONSTRUCT A BIG UNIVERSITY WHICH IS NAMED UNIVERSITY OF MUMBAI,BOTH OF THESE SOCIAL REFORMERS ASKED THE ENGLISHMEN TO CONSTRUCT ONE BIG HOSPITAL WHICH STANDS TALL IN THE NAME OF GRANT MEDICAL COLLEGE DURING PLAGUE EPIDEMIC HE USED TO VISIT THIS HOSPITAL DAILY AND USED TO INQUIRE ABOUT THE HEALTH OF ALL THE PATIENTS ADMITTED IN THIS HOSPITAL ,NANA GAVE A PART OF HIS RESIDENCE TO START SCHOOL FOR THE GIRLS IN WHICH HIS 2 DAUGHTERS WERE ENROLLED ALONG WITH OTHER GIRLS OF LOCAL GIRGAUM AREAS THE PRESENT BOMBAY MUNICAPAL CORPORATION OFFICE WAS CONSTRUCTED WITH HIS LIBERAL FUNDINGS AND DONATION OF HIS PERSONAL LAND FOR ITS CONSTRUCTIONS,HE WAS A SOCIAL REFORMER AND A GREAT PHILANTROPIST ,WHO DONATED LARGE SUM OF MONEY FOR CONSTRUCTION OF RAJABAI TOWERS AND LARGE CONSTRUCTIONS OF BLACK STONE PIECES CUT TOGETHER WHICH WERE PLACED VERTICALLY TOGETHER IN CONSTRUCTIONSOF ROADS EVEN TODAY THE BLACK STONE USED IN CONSTRUCTION OF ROADS WHICH WAS CONSTRUCTED 200 YEARS AGO ARE REGULARLY USED BY PASSENGERS LEAVING THE GM OFFICE BUILDINGS WHICH NEEDS NO REPAIRS IT SEEMS ALL OF THE MUMBAIKARS AND MAHARASHTRIANS HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE WORK WHICH HE HAD DONE FOR MAKING MUMBAI A FINANCIAL CAPITAL ,I PERSONALLY FEEL THAT GM BUILDING GARDEN MAY CONSTRUCT A STATUE IN THE LAWNS OF THIS AREA SO THAT EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF JAGGANNATH NANA SHUNKERSETT DURING THE RULE OF BRITISH INDIA IN BOMBAY,IF THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT CONSIDERS TO HAVE A LOCAL STATION OF THANE IN HIS MEMORY IT WILL BE A MEMORABLE INCIDENCE TO REMEMBER FOR CENTURIES ABOUT NANAS CONTRIBUTION TO MUMBAI DURING THOSE BRITISH TIMES

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WHY INDIA CANNOT HAVE A BIG MANUFACTURING CAPACITY AND FACILITY TO MAKE BIG PRIVATE PASSENGER PLANES LIKE BOEING ,IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE A LARGE FACTORY PLANT TO MANUFACTURE PRATT AND WHITNEY TYPES OF ENGINES IN ORDER TO SAVE TRILLIONS OF RUPEES BY MANUFACTURING PASSENGER PLANES OF SMALL BODY AND AFTER GETTING HUGE ORDERS FOR EXPORTS TO MANY COUNTRIES THE SAME FACTORY CAN BE ABLE TO CATER THE INITIAL DEMANDS OF OUR DOMESTIC PASSENGERS FLIGHTS BY MANUFACTURING SMALL BODY PLANES AND LATER ON SHIFT TO MANUFACTURING OF HUGE BODY PLANES LIKE BOEING FURTHERMORE INDIA CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO BOEING AND PRATT AND WHITNEY ENGINES BY DEVELOPING THIS FACILITIES IN INDIA SO THAT PASSENGER PLANES COULD BE MANUFACTURED AND EXPORTED ALL OVER THE WORLD THROUGH WHICH INDIA CAN A TECH GIANT IN MANUFACTURING OF PASSENGER PLANES AND ALSO DEVELOP INTEGRATED TECHNOLOGY TO MANUFACTURE SUCH PLANES TO MEET OUR DOMESTIC DEMANDS AND ALSO EARN SURPLUS EARNINGS BY EXPORTING SUCH PASSENGER PLANES AND ITS ENGINES AT CHEAPER RATES TO MOST OF THE WORLDS COUNTRIES AND EARN MONEY BY THEIR HUGE EXPORTS ORDERS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES SO ALSO GIVING BOOST TO MAKE IN INDIA PROGRAMMES STARTED BY DR MODI WHICH WILL CREATE AT LEAST 40 LAKHS OF JOBS IN THIS MANUFACTURING FACILITIES IN INDIA

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ONE WEEK BEFORE IT CAME IN MY DREAMS THAT JUST LIKE ANDAMAN AND NIKOBAR ISLANDS HAD MADE INDIA SELF SUFFICIENT IN OIL AND GAS SIMILARLY GEOLOGISTS MAY ALSO BE SENT TO EXPLORE 36 ISLANDS OF LAKSHADWEEP WHICH ARE MOSTLY UNDER WATER MY GUT FEELING SAYS THERE ARE ABUNDANNT OIL RESERVES IN MOST OF THE 36 ISLANDS OF LAKSHADWEEP ISLANDS ONLY INDIA HAS TO SEND GEOLOGISTS FOR SURVEY IN ORDER TO FIND OUT IF THERE ARE OIL RESERVES IN SOME OF THE 36 ISLANDS OF LAKSHADWEEP ISLANDS ALSO THEN INDIA WILL BE SELF SUFFICIENT IN SELLING OIL TO OTHER COUNTRIES FOR MORE THAN 100 YEARS

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YESTERDAY IT CAME IN MY DREAMS AT 3 40 HOURS OF THE MORNING THAT MANY COUNTRIES ARE CONSPIRING AGAINST INDIANS AND ARE JEALOUS OF INDIAS WORLDS NO 3 POSITION, MANY OF THE ENEMIES COUNTRIES ARE CONSPIRING ,FORMING GROUPS MAKING STRATEGIES TO ATTACK MANY VITAL INSTALLATIONS OF INDIA BY SENDING ONLY ONE PERSON WITH EXPLOSIVES AND TRY TO OBSTRUCT INDIAS RAPID PROGRESS BY CARRYING OUT LONE WOLF ATTACKS AT VARIOUS SENSITIVE PARTS OF OUR COUNTRY,INDIA HENCE ALL THE INTELLIGENCE NETWORKS OF ALL CENTRAL AND STATE GOVERNMENT INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES NEEDS TO HAVE CO ORDINATION INTELLIGENCE MEETINGS AT EVERY 15 DAYS AT GROUND LEVELS AND BEEF UP SECURITY INTELLIGENCE MEASURES ESPECIALLY IN BIG KUMBH MELAS, LARGE CROWD GATHERINGS,AND SPECIAL OCCASIONS LIKE DIWALI AND HOLI,FURTHERMORE POLICE INTELLIGENCE SHOULD BE GIVEN ADDITIONAL SOURCE MONEY AT HIGHER RATES SO THAT THEY CAN GIVE SUFFICIENT MONEY TO THEIR INTELLIGENCE SOURCES WHICH LEAD TO BUSTING OF BIG CRIMINAL CONSPIRACIES AGAINST GOVERNMENT OF INDIA BEFORE THE ACTUAL CRIME TAKES PLACE

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NOW PAKISTANIS BEG FOR WATER FIRST THEY COMPLAINED TO PRESIDENT TRUMP OF USA AND RECENTLY NOW THEY ARE ASKING AND REQUESTING SAUDI PRINCE TO PUT PRESSURE ON INDIA TO GIVE THEM WATER ,PAKISTAN FOUGHT WARS IN THE YEARS 1965,1971,1999 AND SINCE LAST 30 YEARS USA WAS HELPING PAKISTANIS WITH F 16 AND OTHER WAR EQUIPMENTS RESULTING TO LOSS OF AT LEAST 3 LAKH INNOCENT CIVILIANS FURTHERMORE DUE TO EXTRIMISTS ACTIVITES IN KASHMIR SINCE LAST 30 TO 35 YEARS AT LEAST 2 LAKHS ARMY,POLICE SOLDIERS HAVE LOST THEIR LIVES , I WANT TO ASK BILAWAL BHUTTO HIS FATHER WAS HANGED AND PHOTOGRAPH OF HIS PRIVATE PART WAS CIRCULATED,HIS MOTHER WAS KILLED BY PAKISTANIS EXTRIMISTS AND NOW BILLO RANI IS SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE THAT IF WATER SUPPLY IS NOT RESTORED PAKISTAN WILL TAKE DRASTIC ACTION ON INDIA,I WILL ONLY ASK ONE QUESTION SINCE LAST 30 YEARS DOSSIERS OF EXTREMISTS WERE SENT BUT ALL PAKISTANIS PRETENDED THAT THERE ARE NO TERRORIST ACTIVITIES CONDUCTED FROM THEIR COUNTRY,AMERICAN NAVY SEAL COMMANDOS HUNTED FOR OSAMA BIN LADEN AND KILLED HIM IN HIS HOUSE NEAR ABOTABAD ARMY CANTONMENT AREA OF PAKISTANI ARMY I ASK PAKISTANIS TO SUFFER AND DIE LIKE A FISH PANTING FOR EACH BREATH WITHOUT WATER AND DIE BECAUSE THEY HAVE KILLED 2 LAKH ARMY AND POLICE PERSONNELS AND AT LEAST 3 LAKH CIVILIANS IN THOSE 30 YEARS OF TIME WITH THE HELP OF USA AND UK BETTER TAKE HELP FROM CHINA AND USA DIG BORE WELLS AND MAKE SALTY WATER FIT FOR DRINKING JUST LIKE GULF COUNTRIES DO BY ERECTING DESALINATION PLANTS IN THEIR COUNTRY DR MODI WILL USE OUR WATER FOR AGRICULTURE AND GENERATION OF ELECTRICITY SHAME TO PAKISTANIS AS THEY ARE SUFFERING DUE TO THEIR EVIL DEEDS SINCE LAST 30 YEARS BY SPREADING EXTREMISTS ACTIVITIES AND KILLING INNOCENT INDIAN ARMY SOLDIERS AND CIVILIANS

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I PERSONALLY FEEL THAT 8 TH PAY COMMISSION OF CENTRAL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES WILL COME LATEST BY 30TH OF JUNE , 2028 OR I MEAN TO SAY JUST BEFORE THE LOK SABHA ELECTIONS WHICH WILL BE CONDUCTED IN 2029 ITSELF BUT I AM SURE ARREARS OF 8TH PAY COMMISSION WILL BE GIVEN BY 31ST DECEMBER 2028, THEN IT WILL BE A WIN WIN SITUATION FOR THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT JUST BEFORE THE LOK SABHA ELECTIONS WHICH IS PROPOSED TO BE HELD BY THE YEAR JUNE 30TH 2029 IN ORDER TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY