General

I WAS SURPRISED TO SEE 5 STAR LAVISH FREE UNLIMITED CATERING SERVICES PROVIDED IN THE PARLIAMENT BY ITDC FIVE STAR RATING COOKS THIS IS THE REASON WHY ALL MP AND MLA HAVE TUMMIES BULGING OUT BECAUSE THEY EAT FREE PARLIAMENT SERVICES FOOD PROVIDED IN DELHI,MOST OF THE POLITICIANS ARE HAVING LIFE THREATNING DISEASES BUT THEY REALLY ENJOY FREE UNLIMITED FOOD IN THE PARLIAMENT CANTEENS,INSTEAD OF GIVING COSTLY DELICIOUS FOOD TO THEM THEY MUST BE KEPT ON SIMPLE DAL,VEGETABLES,RICE AND ONLY VEGETARIAN FOODS AND KHICHADI DIETS MULTIPLE GYMNS MAY BE PROVIDED WITH DIETICIANS TO DO EXERCISES FOR WEIGHT LOSSES IN THE PARLIAMENT,SO ALSO YOGA,UNANI, NATUROPATHY ,AYURVEDIC DOCTORS WILL RESTRICT THE POLITICIANS DIET FOR THEIR LONG LIVES,EACH MP OR MLA WILL WALK FOR AT LEAST 5 KILOMETRES OF SLOW WALKING EVERYDAY TO REMAIN FIT BY EATING ONLY VEGETARIAN DIETS TAKEN BY JAIN MUNNIES AND SAINTS WE HAVE SERVING ARMY NAVY AND AIR FORCE OFFICERS AND PERSONNELS WHO ARE READY TO GIVE THEIR PRECIOUS LIVES FOR A NATIONS CAUSE SO EVERYDAY ALL OVER INDIA IN MLA AND MP CANTEENS THEY MAY BE SERVED UNLIMITED PREMIUM VEGETARIAN FOOD ON THEIR BIRTH DAYS WHICH COMES AFTER 364 DAYS AND GIVEN HONOURS TO THEM IN LARGE GROUPS EVERYDAY ALL OVER INDIA TO CELEBRATE THEIR BIRTHDAYS WITH PHOTOGRAPHS OF HIGH LEVEL POLITICIANS FOR SHARING THEIR FOND MEMORIES WITH THEIR FAMILIES,POLITICIANS AND NETAS WILL REMAIN ON STRICT DIET CONTROL AND WEIGHT LOSS DIETS FOR THEIR LONG FRUITFUL LIVES TO THE COUNTRY BY DOING 5 KILOMETRES OF RUNNING WITH TEE SHIRTS,WHITE TROUSERS AND WHITE SHOES EVERY MORNING AT SIX HOURS,IN THE EVENINGS THEY WILL PLAY CRICKET,VOLLEY BALL,OR DO JUMBA EXERCISES AND REMAIN ON LIQUID DIETS ONLY,THIS IS HOW POLITICIANS WILL LIVE LONG LIVES AWAY FROM ANY DISEASES AND THE TAX PAYERS MONEY WILL BE USED FOR HONOURING OUR SERVING ARMY NAVY AND AIR FORCES PERSONNELS AS THEY ARE THE GUARDIANS AND SENTINELS OF OUR COUNTRY INDIA ,THEY ARE EVER READY TO GIVE THEIR TODAY FOR YOUR TOMMOROW SO THAT ALL 140 CRORES INDIANS CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY IN THE NIGHT PEACEFULLY SO I WANT THAT THEIR BIRTHDAYS WILL BE CELEBRATED WITH HIGH HONOURS IN MLA AND MP CANTEENS ALL OVER INDIA IN GROUPS OF BATTALIONS ON ALL THE 365 DAYS OF THE YEAR AND HONOUR THEM WITH UNLIMITED FREE VEGETARIAN FOOD WITHOUT ANY DRINKS PARTIES,GOVERNMENT OF INDIA WILL PERMIT THEM TO TRAVEL IN FIRST AIR CONDITIONED COACHES OR BY AIR FREE OF COST ON ENTIRE GOVERNMENT EXPENCES ONLY TO CELEBRATE THEIR BIRTHDAYS ALL OVER INDIA IN LARGE NUMBERS ONLY ON THEIR BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS,MP AND MLA WILL FOLLOW KHICHADI AND LIQUID DIETS FOR THEIR LONG LIVES AS THEY ARE AN ASSET TO OUR COUNTRY