ALL AMERICAN COMPANIES DOING BUSINESSES IN INDIA MAY BE CHARGED 500 PERCENT TURNOVER TAX , GST TAX , CENTRAL AND STATE TAXES,POLLUTION TAX,ADDITIONAL TARIFFS,200 PERCENT ELECTRICITY CHARGES, 200 PERCENT TRANSPORTATION TARIFFS,500 PERCENT ADVERTISEMENT TARIFFS THROUGH FEATURE FILMS,SIGN BOARDS FLASHED ON THE HIGHWAYS AND ROADS,500 PERCENT FOR WELFARE OF WORKERS AND LABOURERS,COMMODITY RAW MATERIAL TAX IF RAW MATERIALS ARE USED BY UTILIZING INDIAN RAW MATERIALS BY PURCHASING IT IN INDIA FROM OTHER INDIAN COMPANIES IN ORDER TO MAKE FINISHED GOODS,800 PERCENT TARIFFS ON UTILISING INDIAN ELECTRICITY FOR MANUFACTURING AMERICAN GOODS,500 PERCENT ON THOSE GOODS MADE IN INDIA BY AMERICAN COMPANIES AND ANOTHER 500 PERCENT FOR EXPORTING OF FINISHED GOODS TO OTHER COUNTRIES,NOW IF ANY GOODS ARE IMPORTED FROM USA 1000 PERCENT TARIFFS ON THOSE AMERICAN MANUFACTURED GOODS,IF ANY US CITIZEN COMES TO VISIT INDIA ON VACATION VISA FEES SHOULD BE CHARGED AT THE RATE OF 5000 RUPEES DAILY,COST OF ANY OPERATION OR SERIOUS DISEASE OR TREATMENT WILL AGAIN BE RAISED BY 10,000 PERCENT TARIFFS DOCTORS WILL CHARGE 2000 PERCENT EXTRA TO THOSE AMERICAN PATIENTS TREATED BY INDIAN DOCTORS,SIMILARLY HOSPITAL ROOMS WILL BE CHARGED EXTRA TARIFFS WITH GST,CST,STATE SALES TAX,MEDICINES CHARGES EXTRA BY PAYING DAILY 2000 PERCENT TARIFFS,WATER TARIFFS AT 2000 PERCENT PER MONTH,OLA,UBER CHARGES AND TARIFFS BY 5000 PERCENT,AND LASTLY AMERICANS ARE BREATHING PURE AIR IN INDIA AGAIN 2000 PERCENT TARIFFS,IF THEY MAKE ENVIRONMENT FILTHY AGAIN 20,000 PERCENT TARIFFS, IF THEY COMMIT ANY OFFENCE THEY WILL BE SENT TO ANDAMANS AND NIKOBAR ISLANDS FOR AT LEAST 5 YEARS SIMPLE OR RIGOROUS IMPRISONMENT ALONG WITH 200,0000 DOLLLARS FINE BY ANY OF THE COURTS IN INDIA,200 CRORES FINE FOR MARRYING INDIAN GIRL OR ANY INDIAN WOMAN ,LASTLY EATING BEEF WILL BE PUNISHABLE FOR 5 YEARS SIMPLE IMPRISONMENT AND FINE OF 20,000 DOLLARS, IF ANY AMERICAN DIES IN INDIA HIS FAMILY WILL PAY ONLY ONE CRORE TO RELEASE THE BODY AFTER PAYING AND CLEARING ALL MEDICAL BILLS WITH EXTRA TARIFFS
Writeups by Amarjit Singh Kahai 