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A LARGE GROUP OF AMERICANS ARE TRYING TO SETTLE IN INDIA BECAUSE COST OF LIVING IS COSTLY IN USA NOW SUPPOSE 60 LAKHS AMERICANS SETTLE IN INDIA WHAT WILL HAPPEN 1 MOST OF THEM ARE BEEF EATERS HENCE IT WILL BECOME DIFFICULT TO STOP THEM FROM EATING BEEF 2 ONLY INDIAN AMERICANS LIKE SCIENTISTS, DOCTORS, NURSES AND TEACHERS OF INDIAN ORIGIN MAY BE FIRST ALLOWED PERMANENT VISAS IN INDIA 3 THOSE AMERICANS WHO WANT TO GAIN INDIAN RESIDENCY WILL CONVERT THEMSELVES INTO HINDUS AND AVOID COWS MEAT, LIQUOR AND OTHER CUSTOMS FOLLOWED BY THEM IN USA 4 THEY WILL NOT MARRY INDIAN BRIDES AS PERCENTAGE OF DIVORCE IS MORE IN USA 5 THEY WILL BE KEPT IN ONLY SPECIFIC LOCATIONS LIKE KOCHI,GOA,PONDICHERRY SO THAT THEY DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH INDIAN DIASPORA A BETTER OPTION IS TO SHIFT ALL THE AMERICANS TO ANDAMAN AND NIKOBAR AS WELL AS LAKSHADWEEP ISLANDS SO THAT THEY WILL ENJOY LIFE IN ISOLATION AND WILL ENJOY NATURE OF ANDAMANS AND NIKOBAR ISLANDS 6 IF AMERICANS TOTALLY MIX WITH INDIAN POPULATION IT IS POSSIBLE MANY INDIAN PANDITS WILL BECOME BANDITS AS IN AMERICA GUN CULTURE IS PREVALENT EVERYWHERE ,INDIAN VISAS MAY BE GIVEN TO HIGHLY QUALIFIED PROFESSIONELS ONLY FOR INDIAS BENIFITS ,PERMANENT RESIDENCY VISAS MAY BE GIVEN ONLY AFTER 20 YEARS OF COMPLETE STAYS IN INDIAN TERRITORIES AND THAT TOO NO CRIMINAL RECORDS ARE AVAILABLE AGAINST THEM IN INDIA OR IN ANY COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD 7 GOVT OF INDIA WILL ONLY GIVE VISA EXTENSION FOR EVERY 3 YEARS DURATION ONLY LATER ON AFTER EXPIRY OF 3 YEARS A LARGE AMOUNT WILL BE RECOVERED TO EXTEND THE VISA FOR NEXT 3 YEARS ONLY AFTER COMPLETION OF CRIME FREE IN INDIA AFTER 21 YEARS PERMANENT INDIAN VISAS MAY BE ISSUED TO THEM 8 THOSE FOUND UNSUITABLE WILL BE LIABLE TO BE DEPORTED BACK TO USA 9 IF AMERICANS CONVERT THEM INTO PERMANENT PRACTICING HINDUS THEN THERE WILL BE A SORT OF RELAXATION OF PERIOD BY GIVING THEM PERMANANT INDIAN VISA AFTER 6 YEARS ONLY 10 THOSE AMERICANS NOT FOLLOWING INDIAN CUSTOMS AND TRADITIONS OR IF THERE IS ANY CRIMINAL CASE OF ESPIONAGE ANY HENIOUS OFFENCE IN SUCH CIRCUMSTANCES THEY CAN BE RETURNED TO USA EVEN AFTER 20 YEARS PERMANENT VISA RESIDENCY IN INDIA AFTER COMPLETION OF PUNISHMENT PERIOD IN INDIAN JAILS LASTLY AMERICANS CANNOT BE RELIED UPON AS THEY ARE OPPORTUNISTS AND CANNOT BE A ALL TIME GOODFRIEND AND BROTHER LIKE RUSSIA FOR ALL THE YEARS TO COME HENCE ONLY INDIAN HIGHLY SKILLED AMERICAN CITIZENS MAY BE ALLOWED TO STAY IN INDIA ,BECAUSE MOST OF THE AMERICANS CAN PASS ON CLASSIFIED INFORMATIONS TO THEIR COUNTRY AS THEY HAVE LATEST IMPORTED SECRET GADETS TO PASS CLASSIFIED DEFENCE INFORMATION TO THEIR COUNTRY FOR A HEFTY SUM THUS THESE PEOPLE CANNOT BE TRUSTED AS PREVIOUS RECORD HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT AMERICAN GOVERNMENT HAD STABBED IN THE BACK OF INDIANS MANY TIMES DUE TO THEIR USE AND THROW POLICIES FOR THEIR COUNTRIES BENIFITS ONLY IT IS BETTER TO AVOID THEM TOTALLY