IN FACT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT GORKHAS HAVE JOINED UK AND OTHER FOURCES AROUND THE WORLD HENCE WE NEED TO TRAIN ADIVASIS AND NOMADS OF ANDAMAN NIKOBAR AND OTHER FEROCIOUS TRIBES OF JUNGLES AND PROFESSIONAL BUTCHERS WHO ARE KILLING GOATS AND HENS IN LARGE NUMBERS DAILY AND SELLING THEIR MEAT TO JOIN INDIAN ARMY EVEN THOSE TRIBESMEN WHO ARE FOLLOWING THE PATH OF NAXALISM MAY BE TOLD TO GIVE UP ARMS AND BECOME DAILY WAGERS IN INDIAN ARMY

1 THESE FEROCIOUS BUTCHERS AND JUNGLE TRIBESMEN WILL BE TAUGHT TO USE FIREARMS IN REAL WAR SCENEREOS SO THAT ONE BATALLION OF NAGAS KUKIS AND OTHER LOCAL TRIBESMEN FROM ANDAMANS AND NIKOBAR ARE TAUGHT TO FIGHT AGAINST THE ENEMIES IN THEIR TRAININGS.

2. THOSE PROFESSIONAL BUTCHERS WILL BE TRAINED TO FIGHT WITH ENEMIES WITH OR WITHOUT ARMS AND KEPT AS INDIAS RESERVE BATALLION FOR FUTURE WARS IF INDIA IS ATTACKED BY MORE THAN 10 COUNTRIES THEN WE NEED THEIR SERVICES AT THE BATTLEFIELDS BY THE YEAR 2035.

3. SUCH DEPLOYMENTS WILL BE ONLY ON PASSING PROFECIENCY TESTS OF KILLING ALLIGATORS SNAKES SCORPIONS,LION, TIGERS AND OTHER WILD ANIMALS AND SUBSEQUENTLY DRINKING THEIR BLOODS AND EATING RAW UNCOOKED MEAT FLESH OF ANIMALS ALSO HANGMEN LIKE PAWAN JALLAD AND OTHER HANGMEN ARE NEEDED BY INDIA DURING THOSE CRUCIAL PERIOD AND HENCE INDIA NEEDS BATALLIONS OF SUCH SAVAGES TO PREVENT 10 COUNTRIES WHICH WILL ATTACK INDIA BY 2035

FROM ASKAHAI INTELLIGENCE OFFICER RETIRED MUMBAI MAHARASHTRA INDIA